Wile7 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 *arrowup* I wish I could say it was laced with Viagra you ickle french fickle......unfortunately it was arsenic 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 7, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted April 7, 2008 Was there some old lace around it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 In this country mice are counted as vermin and as such you are allowed to "control" them with a twelve bore I'd be happy to help you out with this required- 1 ticket to said french house 1 swivel chair multiple bottles of red wine to help my aim p.s. I'll even supply my own shells Can't say fairer than that Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Ahhhh, then who will repair the skiting bored Ahhhhhh, Delbert the skirting board repairman Similar to Bi-cycle repair man but with adhesive 😬 Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 It's true ... there's no one with a better selection of skirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Ah you 7 willied man you are a bar steward, I curse you and your clammy shells. I gave my amoure le chocolat, she eat it and before I could rumpy pumpy her she squeaked ❗ ☹️ We French never forget, your skirting boards will be mine forever Marcel Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 It's bicycle repairman !! I'm going to watch some Ripping yarns tonight now Tomkinsons School Days is my fave Now you may get back to discussing whether Willy7 should feed Marcel to his daughters as a supply of free protein that he is too mean to pay for Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 I gave my amoure le chocolat, she eat it and before I could rumpy pumpy her she squeaked You're French, I assume she is still warm wheres the issue Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 and she can't breed now ... that's got to be a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 She is breeding the flies now ☹️, I am zinking about moving to ze garagge so that I can eat the stuffing from ze seats in his clammy shell thing, but every time I go near it I am horrified by the sight of it. Nous en France amour le cycle look. Marcel Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Wile I use sultanas in my mouse traps, they 'stick' alot more so the mouse takes longer to eat them so the trap should spring. Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 If you want to top a mouse, buy a rat. They are much better! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 You found my leaving present then Dave??? SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* One of the wheels has fallen off my wagon here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 8, 2008 Author Share Posted April 8, 2008 We French never forget, your skirting boards will be mine forever Tell someone who gives a damn you French Mousey Imposter 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 You're French, I assume she is still warm wheres the issue Ah Monsoir Delybelly bonsoir, comment ales vous? You speak the above as truth, mais my amoure she squeaked squeaked so I felt ☹️ and so could not - what is the phrase - 'get a boner on' 😔 Anyway I zink you Welshies you rumpy pumpy ANYTHING alive or dead, jus look at your fellow countryman Monsoir Ashy Bailey, we Frenchies look at sheep and zink 'Mmmm walking BBQ' he look at sheep and zink 🥰 Marcel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Wile7 - Trap idea here You could replace the glass with a bucket, tie some string (threaded through an empty tin can) across the top of the bucket . Smear the can with baked beans - french mice love this 🥰 (don't believe all the haute cuisine bull****) Marcel sniffs the beans climbs the ramp (piece of wood) up to the string, gets onto tin can, promptly slips off into bucket You could also put a few inches of water in the bottom so the little fecker drowns 😶🌫️ Job done Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 You cruel beast strongy ❗ 😔 😔 😔 Excellent idea though 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Its a proven method 😶🌫️ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 If you call it a war, your French mouse will probably surrender. Where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ..... and eat cheese 🤔 Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 You want one of these.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Wile, Don't forget, there is never just *one* mouse.... I would suggest poison and traps. You over here for long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Chocolate BISCUITS! I used to work somewhere that was infested with mice, and this proved to be the best bait if you have to use traps. 'Our' mice got so fat on this diet, they could no longer get back through the holes by the radiator pipes and I caught several by their tails and took outside to release - or maybe it was the same one, who knows. However, by far the best solution is to employ Monsieur le Pussy Cat.. I'd set up another ID, but I just can't be arsed at the mo..I'll let someone like Fletch who has many alter ego's carry on and I'm sure he will - miaow over and out. A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 As youre in France you need one of these. or these. Note the oder reference DCAP Edited by - Rollbar on 9 Apr 2008 21:28:01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I think I might have a rodent too. I left a bag of mini choccy bars and energy bars on the floor of the kitchen for a week or so - I just found one half-finished outside of the bag. I've thrown that one away and left a fresh one out - if that goes, I'll know I've got an ickle friend... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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