The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 So what would you do if ........... Your wife had taken son away on easter hols leaving you to work/do jobs and then Phones in a panic on Sunday afternoon asking you stop all the plastic as she has left her purse somewhere 😔 (including some amount of folding 😔 😔) So an hour later of talking to india all cards stopped none of them have been used (big relief) When she comes home tomorrow should I 1. Tell her shes a stoopid woman and not do it again 2. Take the moral high ground - say its alright anyone could do it 3. Be quiet and save it up for when I want something - eg thinking about having the car sprayed, say me spending on the car is like when she lost the money, both don't actually achieve much in reality but at least I would have had some pleasure along the way. 3 is my preferred option 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Ummmm How thick are you ?????? Its already your fault and you are to blame If you think you have an upper hand here you are totally delusioned 😬 Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Mistakes happen don't they, so just tell her not to worry about it and get on with your life Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 Delbert Everything that goes wrong somehow she can find a way of making it my fault. I see you know how wimin think very well. What actually gets my goat is that a few years ago I went shopping with her (it only happens once a decade) and I wasn't happy how she walked away from the till without putting all cards away and then putting purse/handbag away BEFORE leaving the till. How much common does that take? I reminded her of it on the phone and she said 'oh did you' 😔 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 "Mistakes happen don't they" Yes, in that respect mistakes are like murders, the question is can they be no ones fault Give up Dick you'll be at fault one way or another Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 When my ex had her Visa card nicked I didn't bother cancelling it. The thief spent less than she did! Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 and was better in bed too (you I mean not her) 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 There already seams to be a theme here, (no offence Mrs M, Mav helped me at brands last year and is an allround top guy 😬) but men and wimin definately look at things from two positions separated by an interstaella bus ride of distance. Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 "two positions " Yep, they are right and we are wrong, end of story Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 "two positions " above and below? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 Front and behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 30, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted March 30, 2008 TBH:- I would just keep quiet about the whole thing. This may be the wrong place to give this advice but "Least said, soonest mended" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 30, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted March 30, 2008 BTW: Silly mare. However, just to amuse you all, the only time I cancelled all of my cards I found the wallet about half an hour later! . I had spent an entire morning looking for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 So your going for a number 2 ( 😬) Dicks (I still think I'll get a TSK respray out of this one ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 It's been a great week, skip load of sh1t dumped in my drive, great aunt dying and this thankfully its Sunday night I wonder what will happen next week. (nearly added to the dirty dick thread, I had a pupil with dog sh1t on his shoe step into my car he looked down and said what do we do now. So muggins also cleared the dog sh1t up for 'my' pupil) Every dirty job, dirty dick does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 You mean you let her have her own plastic and folding stuff *eek* Such wealth. ❗ Once she gets home and finishes your washing up and cleaning would give her a good telling off if I were you *nono* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Edited by - strongy on 30 Mar 2008 22:36:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 "Such wealth" Dont be silly, Dickie doesnt have any money himself (and certainly keeps all cash & card wealth away from Mrs RaS) he works for job satisfaction alone - this is why he can afford a Caterham and several equine pets with needy & kinky genitals which he relishes serving for his own gratification He is akin to Willy7 who despite no job owned a Rolls Royce and a daughter with a preference for French currancy over Andrex going down the bog Let them eat cake comes to mind in both cases 😳 It'd be funny if it wasnt true Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 Mornin Paul Actually its not true - I've always fancied a Bentley not a Rolls 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Paul D YOU were better in bed than my ex-missus! Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 Bad news - the paint job has just vanished in front of my eyes. Good news a kind lady has just phoned me saying 'is this your purse' All's well that ends well (note to self must keep saving for the Bentley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 31, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted March 31, 2008 Well Richard Good for kind ladies (always). Where would we be without them? (note to self keep saving to pay for the expenditure already made on the 21) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 "Good for kind ladies (always). Where would we be without them?" I always like a kind lady 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Actually what you should have done was to order the respray before cancelling the cards *idea*and then blame some nasty lowlife for using her lost card when the statement turned up .... Course then the interfering old lady busy body would've spoilt the cunning plan 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 Anyway who needs a shiny car, I like the 'abused' look that my car has, I'd like to say it wears its battle scars well, but the dents and scratches don't lie I blame that guy who doesn't have a black and white cat Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 31, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted March 31, 2008 The "road-warrior" look is great and low on maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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