The Village Idiot Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 The most low down skanky person in the whole of Blatchatdom reckons that he is civilsed we have in here civilisation *nono* *nono* *nono* and again How can a sex obsessed slacking no good for nothing person be civilised 🤔 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Oi, I am civilised cos I live in Herts, where does you live then init ??? 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Oi! Who's nicked my fish fork!!? nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /Irl12 wales 16 Triple Crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Theres Del, never misses a chance to shaft a man 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Fishfork? They don't even have hands - how would they hold a fork? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 With their fish fingers of course Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Fish Forks How very middle class! (at best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 How very middle class Who's that then, surely nobody here is middle class, there ain't a 6 grand sofa in the shed, it's fleabitten and has a slightly repugnant smell to it (maybe farting feline sat on it after oysters and lived up to her name ) Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Some of us are toffs really Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Well that explains ALOT, you toffs invented vice and perversion ❗ 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Farty Puss 😬 has not had any scallops recently so it's not me what's made it stink!! 😶🌫️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 I know it's scallops ❗ but I used oysters here as they are so much more middle class ❗ Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'd have my butler beat up your butler but I expect yours is a rough old cove who would probably beat mine to a pulp before going off to wind some watches 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Pretentious, moi? Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Do vegetarians use fish forks I tend to chill the salad forks in the summer Well I say I, I actually Mean Scrotum the wrinkled retainer Hes a Gentlemans Gentleman so to speak Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /Irl12 wales 16 Triple Crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 I tend to chill the salad forks Do you play them relaxing music and give them a massage 🤔 That would chill me after a stressfull day Dickie - the dirty job doer (today it was rodding blocked drains - the joy of cesspit ownership 😳) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 "today it was rodding blocked drains - the joy of cesspit ownership " Good grief, that is manual labour you must be a real toff down on his luck Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 I was looking for the thread about WC having a leathery wringled face and the search engine spat this one out, and low and behold there's PD (the not so secret sex pervy) giving Moi grief about being somfink to do with burnt sugar sweets (thats what toff means to me). Anyway Paul (I'll be ruder than anyone else whatcha going to do 'bout it whilst earning loads as contract scum an complaining when they renew like really late on) I was born in a terraced 'ouse next to a bomb site in Cov, allwight, so I'll ave no messing else I'll 'ave to degrade meself some more when I need your help again Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 WC having a leathery wringled face wringled ?? wot's that then?? any reference to me having a leathery wrinkled face is probably in my profile *cry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 Ah thats why I couldn't find the thread, I can't even spell wright. 😔 All I wanted to ask young WC was if being an elephant, if she was worried that there appeared to be a mouse in the shed (even tho the mouse was worried that she would eat it ('cos I'm worried if she did eat it what would THAT do to her bottom flatulence 😬)) Dicks PS I hope that make sense ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 No I don't understand you at all. I'm a cat with the proportions of an elephant so I'm not scared of the mouse in France and it's usually sea food that gives me the SBD emission problem affectionately referred to as 'scallop bottom'. Clear as mud now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 "'scallop bottom'" Avast behind Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Does my bream look big in this? Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Cor - cod a load of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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