Delbert Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Have crossed an IT Bod with an Octopuss   Now they can Bolloz 8 servers at a time 😬 😬 *mad* *mad* 😬 Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS  Edited by - delbert on 4 Mar 2008 17:22:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 But where do the camels come into it ?  Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008  It's a metaphor    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 time is not eggacterly an issue NEWSFLASH Economists revealed today that the spot price of sequins has reached an all time high. Spokesperson Tania Smart said, "We were caught out when demand peaked in an unprecedented manner. The Ullambator Sequin Sewing Co-operative market has consumed the world's supply of sequins for the next six months." An announcement from the World Spandex market follows shortly. Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Coldplay - The Scientist Come up to meet you, Tell you I’m sorry, You don’t know how lovely you are  I had to find you, Tell you I need you, Tell you I set you apart  Tell me your secrets, And ask me your questions, Aww let’s go back to the start  Runnin’ in circles, Comin’ up tails, Heads on the science apart  Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard Aww take me back to the start  I was just guessin’, At numbers and figures, Pullin’ the puzzles apart  Questions of science, Science and progress, Do not speak as loud as my heart  Tell me you love me, Come back to haunt me, Oh when I rush to the start  Runnin’ in circles, Chasin’ our tails, Comin’ back as we are  Nobody said it was easy Aww It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be so hard I’m goin’ back to the start  *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here  Edited by - Fletch on 5 Mar 2008 10:32:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Now they can Bolloz 8 servers at a time Bloody ametuers, giving us professionals a bad name!  ONLY eight servers!  My record is 115 spread across 18 sites. We didn't have enough bods to send someone out to each site to fix them in one day!  I think it's called gaining experience 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 115 spread across 18 sitesSounds like quite an explosion, Fletch!! What did you do - put the battery in the worng way round? Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 and here they can badger 200 firewalls in the blink of an eye Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 What did you do - put the battery in the worng way round?Nothing that simple! it was a "scheduled" AV upgrade ... Trouble is it required a reboot and then badgered the OS when the servers rebooted overnight! The "published" roll-back didn't work either, so turned into a few days without sleep, manually uninstalling and re-installing the AV product (which shall remain nameless). I got VERY good at bypassing the hundred odd levels of numptys on various helpdesks to talk to the programmers at Micro$oft & *unnamed vendor* in three different continents depending on the time of day, and time zone they were in! *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Â sheesh ... now if that's not a good reason to get a mac ... Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Why would a tacky Beige coat have saved my stress 😬 Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008  ... ah in your case Del, I would've suggested a mac, false moustache and a fake passport so you could leave the country 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 is anything worn under the mac ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Tacky ugh! Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Â Good grief ... an innocent google image for 'beige mac' has produced something very tacky *eek*Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 The Shopping Channel? Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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