Delbert Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 CHECK FOR DEMENTIA The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down... I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on. Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 like you I live in a duff area You call launching international software and putting up with 'lets float this boat to see if it catches any fish' management speak is living 🤔 - but you sure are right sounds a duffo to me, can't you go back to not working, shirley you had more fun then 😬 Dicks Humiliated by Miss Marple but still giving it LARGE Wood Sir like to be on the cutting edge ? OR Can I drive you round the bend ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 You call launching international software and putting up with 'lets float this boat to see if it catches any fish' management speak is living Sure beats staring at walls and getting bitter and twsited Granted I didn't have the benefit of the weight training carrying around chips on my shoulders Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Thank God I'm not in my forties ... it must be awful for the rest of you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 "Thank God I'm not in my forties ... it must be awful for the rest of you!! " Yes it is dreadful for the rest of us that you are in your fifties Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm in my flirties ...therefore, I, am in my prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 and who are we to argue 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Paul, you usually argue about what's the best incontinence pants or the like dontcha? Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 What're, not what's. Get it right, chaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm guessing it's a query over whether pants are singular or plural, innit? 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Pair of socks - too separate physical things - hence a pair Pair of gloves - as above Pair of pants/trousers only one physical item why do we treat them in our language as a pair 🤔 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 ........and a pear is just a single fruit. (strickly speaking is it a true actual fruit or is it a swollen stamen?) Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Cor what a nice pear 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 [drool] Mmmm, juicy [/drool] nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Granted I didn't have the benefit of the weight training carrying around chips on my shoulders Eng 19 Wales 26 /Wales 30 Eccose 15 /Wales 47 Italy 8 /EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS Pot. Kettle. Deepest, DARKEST BLACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 3, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted March 3, 2008 You might even say Coal black, hole black, wholly black, darkest black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 We'll keep a welcome in the valley ................ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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