Don Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I thought these books were renowned for being romantic ankle-showing slush not full-on bonk-busters ... it's no wonder Granny's blood pressure was so high *eek* how times change ... Edited by - windycat on 8 Feb 2008 14:02:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Any Examples as proof Saw it wanted it needed Viagra 😬 got it! here C7 XSL TANGOTASTIC 1600SS 🥰 🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You cannot have an arguement before you give us examples to back up your view After all I am the worlds greatest lover,I believe Rose Royce (or was it Sister Sledge) sung about me 😬 Eng 19 Wales 26 ... EAT MY DRAGON RED SHORTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 😬 I can't, I've never read one I might do now though Today, nearly all Mills and Boon books have explicit sex scenes. In some, such as the "Blaze" series, they can run to six or seven pages, complete with whipped cream, handcuffs and robust, four-letter Anglo-Saxon words. six to seven pages !!?? well that's got to equate to more than 10 minutes 'real' time !! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 "The first oral sex took place in 1982..." Really... I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 GTD don't talk with your mouth full Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 six to seven pages !!?? well that's got to equate to more than 10 minutes 'real' time I've always been a fast reader 😔 Warning - no Caterham content here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 and robust, four-letter Anglo-Saxon words. Well fcuk me wots all that about then, ucking romantic tripe trying to get bleedin' modern, 'spose it's a good job they're no longer written by that old slapper that slapped on the fecking thick face paint 😳 doesn't want to upset any fecker I hear there is some sensitives souls even in the fecking shed Dickie Ahhh thats feel better on a Friday afternoon *smokin* Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 "The first oral sex took place in 1982..." I think people might have been doing 'it' before 1982 😳 Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 But only with the lights out and the man had to have a beard (just like in Joy of Sex) Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 the man had to have a beard Wile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Yes he also needed a willy, oh I see what you mean. Hmmm does Willy7 even have a willy, I'm not sure he's ever played a game of "I'll show you mine if you ........" in the shed or maybe he only plays with Delbert Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 maybe he only plays with Delbert (this shuddering smilie seems to be being used alot recently in a post with the name Delbert in it , is there no smoke without fire ) Dickie Edited by - Richard @ Summit on 8 Feb 2008 18:30:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I believe the smoke is caused by friction Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Nah it's the KY burning off oops RED CYCLE WINGS 1700 C/FLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Well keep your nose away from the moving parts Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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