The Village Idiot Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Instead of teaching people how to drive, today I have been teaching someone how to teach someone else how to drive (if that makes sense). Amazingly another day has gone by without :- Accidents or arguments or stress The biggest problem was whilst driving, looking at them to make sure that they were looking at the road and me all at the same time, and see the hazards before them which is before a normal driver would see them to get the timing of instructions correct from me to the 'teacher', from the teacher back to me as a 'pupil' all before we've run into the hazard. The moral of the story 🤔 My brain hurts now ❗ Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Must be stressful! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Well ... today I have mostly been shredding 😶🌫️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 WC's involved with the "Cash for Honours" enquiry then.... Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Better than your "cash for favours" scheme! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Well ... today I have mostly been shredding Knarrling Dude If you spend life looking over your shoulder, sooner or later you're going to walk into a lamppost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 21, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 21, 2008 Well ... today I have mostly been shredding Didn't Fawn Hall do all the shredding that there was to be done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 😬 I hope I did the right pile, I can't find my tax return this morning 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 😬 Would you mind shredding mine as well? Mrs GTD will insist on sending the thieving socialists all my money 😔 I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Socialists??? Where? Have you moved to N. Korea or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 No they is 'comunists' - the net result of comunists is that your country/economy is completely fecked - see N Korea We here have 'socialists' - we are starting to see the net result of 10 years of socialism, borrowing out of control, command mentality from gubment, redtape and nothing actually working, the net result our economy/country once again becomes the laughing stock of the world, remember the phrase 'the british desease' we are on top of the slope looking back down at it. Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Blimey - I will be drummed out of the Sheds for setting a serious debate going! > > I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 1.8 DVA'd SuperSpurt still on L Plates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 22, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 22, 2008 Is there another bucket available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 In an essay by Douglas Adams published in The Salmon of Doubt, Adams described the Dagenham Girl Pipers as his "dream lover", writing "With all due respect and love to my dear wife, there are some things that, however loving or tender your wife may be, only a large pipe band can give you". “May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed and drink like a true Irishman” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Is there another bucket available? It's allright guys and girls I've carted in a trough to catch all the sick flying around, just can't get the image of 'THEM' in little short skirts and spangly tops YEUCH Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 the net result of comunists is that your country/economy is completely fecked Sh!t I wrote that in January - looks like we live in a communist state now 😔 Oh I've had a good week - the guy I was training passed his final exam this week and is fully qualified (made me feel good enough to share it with you, I know it's jack all to anyone else Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 It is all your fault Dick Shame on you Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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