Mrs GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I seem to have found myself bound into wage-slavery again 😔 How the hell did THAT happen “May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed and drink like a true Irishman” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 screw like it's being filmed > *eek* I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 18, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 18, 2008 No, it's Davis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 He's behind you *eek* Sheds AO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 No, it's Davis! And to think I used to quite like you... 😔 “May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed and drink like a true Irishman” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That tripod look a bit short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 It is the cold weather Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Good grief now I've succumbed to the call of slavery ... it's this bloody weather, my resolve's been weakened!! 😔 When will I see blue sky again!!??? ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 They are dropping like flies Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Thud Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Working Gurls ,,,,, whatever next 😬 If you spend life looking over your shoulder, sooner or later you're going to walk into a lamppost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Thud must've been a big blue bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Do these working gurls give discount to shedders ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Do these working gurls give discount to shedders ?Possible bulk buy ? 🥰 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re working gurls Is that a bulk buy from Portsmouth Uni student union bar or Guildhall steps? Or is there still some evening trade around the Dockyard gates these days? A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I've never been to Pompey, ever. Or Devonport, or Rosyth, or Faslane, or Portland, or Chatham. (Ooops - might have given my age away there....) Is HMS Collingwood still full of youngsters Life's got so many ups and downs, but I like mine in bed most! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Jenny was this you ???? A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not thinking of jumping, are you babes?" he asked. "Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. "Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what; I'm sailing off for America tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found". The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation. The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to America. One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me." The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a grin cracked his face and he replied, "He certainly is pet. This is the Isle of Wight Ferry!" If you spend life looking over your shoulder, sooner or later you're going to walk into a lamppost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 😬 😬 Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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