henry21p Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Apparently he's been shipped off to a high security compound for the very naughty. Will talk to his lawyers tomorrow to see whether they're allowing visits or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Free the newark!! How exciting ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 17, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Who...? 😔 I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh c'mon - you know GTD ... wotsisface ... er ... thingy ... nope ... I've forgotten meself now Toast anyone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 A Toast? "To absent friends" I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 😬 Bit early for me but g'on then He does have his uses afterall Edited by - WindyCat on 17 Jan 2008 08:11:49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 According to the authorities, his rampant vegetarianism is being viewed as "difficult behaviour" and they have him in solitary until he relents and eats his "wurst" like a good inmate. Or at least that's what I THINK they said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Are you sure the solitary isn't cos of his wind!? it was pretty flagrant on Sunday and in a confined space you'd have to wonder who suffers most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 17, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ask Del about Freddie Kum Quick and "The wurst is yet to come" © Basil Brush 1970 Are you sure he is in Germany and not in Switzerland? They might well take exception to people declining their very finest pork products (I think even the squeel was served up in something) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 17, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 17, 2008 FREE THE NEWARK ONE! "Oh, he is a one!" pushes D21P over with a "playful" push to the shoulder Emery Voice> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Having spoken to Delbert via the UK attache in Bordenvohr he is still refusing Pork BiProducts. However he has regailed how he is being tourtured by SQL *eek* Those dirty Germans And also told a tale where he was described as a Posh, Gay, Vegetarian. The Attache questioned the Vegetarian bit. So we do not hold out much hope for a fair trial 😬 Sheds AO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Tortured by SQL - what, they're making him spell it, are they??? LQS - SLQ - > QLS - > I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 17, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted January 17, 2008 And if Delberta has put Spice Girls music onto his ipod then it really will be cruel and unnatural punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Nah - he likes that sort of thing. It's only if they take the Doris outfit away he might cave in This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 If it is free to have the Newark one how much do we have to pay not to have him? 😬 Fight the good fight and my best advice is don't tense...... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Just had a call from Delbert's German lawyer. Apparently we need to have a whip round so we can post bail. I've checked down the back of the sofa and I'm more than willing to chip in the 10 Franc note, fluffy Murray Mint and cat toy that I found there This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh, and Delbert would also like us to send 5 packets of Quorn sausages and a suit for his court appearance - apparently the dress & jacket ensemble that Audrey Hepburn wore in 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Greenpeace offered us some assistance but we turned it down as apparently the combination of working properly for a living and prison food have created a new, slimline Delbert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Throws Delbert his baseball and glove... I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 better lube-up 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 😔 This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I dread to think what that link is - the Interweb Polis took a very dim view of it here!!! I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Think of the film Deliverance - you'll get the idea... 😔 “May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed and drink like a true Irishman” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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