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Delbert Tarquin Read ... You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.

 

You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner... We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for such offences. You will go to prison for five years.

 

Quick someone, bake a cake with a file in it

 

 

 

Supercheese R250

 

Caterham pictures here 😬

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How about a petition ...
Oh, he'll probably, you know. Without all that. I mean we'll not forget him - Old Beldert. Young Trebled was it? Or whatever - you know, used to drive a, errrm, red wasn't it? Triumph something. White? Was it. Lived in, Newham, or somewhere. Newton mebbe....

 

 

 

I refuse to be pigeon-holed - well, not on the first date anyway

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