Delbert Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 so white and clean and bare 😳  His forehead wet with beads of sweat,he rubbed her here and there. 😳 he touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set,he gace a joyous cry. 😳 😳 The hole was wide.....he looked inside . All was dark and murky. *eek*      He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms..              Then stuffed the Xmas Turkey.    I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Boy does this read better than doing it the other way round getting the turkey ready for the table. Went to see my local farmer friend for my hay he was getting ready 200 turkeys for sale, his hand was up them but i wouldn't like to do it 😳 The feathers no problem but make me sneeze no end Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Jackie Collins has a rival I fear.....(the writing, not the Turkey that is!)Â Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 My fear with this is that Delbert has actually boned the Turkey     Saw it wanted it needed Viagra 😬 got it! here C7 XSL TANGOTASTIC 1600SS 🥰 🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 And he now has a Prince Albert shaped like a wish bone through his manhood 😳 🥰 😔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 😬 Delbert 😬 Can you e-mail me your full address and postcode please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 It has a certain ring to it  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007  We always call our turkey Trevor   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I know I shouldn't, I know I shouldn't......... 😔 Oh dear WC......WHY? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Longturkey? Â This is completely unacceptable behaviour from someone who lives near Chichester. Minty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 😬because its abrasive??? 😬 😬 I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 21, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted December 21, 2007 It's aliterative? but I suppose it could equally be Tommy the Turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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