Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 17, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted December 17, 2007 From yesterdays programme: "We don't do jokes about dyslexia; they're not big and they're not furry" 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Brilliant!! 😬 😬 This is completely unacceptable behaviour from someone who lives near Chichester. Minty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 17, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted December 17, 2007 And a new edition today: "The undisputed champion of Give Us A Clue was Lionel Blair who was particularly good at the Rocky series of movies. Christopher Biggins relates how Lionel would visit his dressing room to hone his impression of Sylvester Stalone beating his opponents, often going down several times before knocking one out."Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 The Lionel Blair lines are my favourite  I still can't quite believe they got away with the one about Una Stubbs sitting, open-mouthed, as Lionel Blair tried to pull off twelve angry men in under two minutes 😳 😬 😳 😬 *eek* Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 18, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted December 18, 2007 I agree - they almost separate the double from the entendre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 These were just received from Mrs GTD to brighten my day: Profiteering – controversial piece of jewellery in the shape of Mohammed Disarray – to give directions in China Endorse – loser in the Grand National Offset – the regulatory authority that inspects badgers Onomatopoeia – the first sign of a weak bladder Urchin – the correct place to punch Hazel Blears Gondolier – something you can catch from a boatman Pickaninny – the FA selection process for choosing a new England manager Defamatory – hard of hearing but still frisky Foxglove – Basil Brush   This is completely unacceptable behaviour from someone who lives near Chichester. Minty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I love Humph's comments at the end about Samantha. I can't quite remember the line, but my favourite was something to do with Samantha's new Italian boyfriend who was bringing her some ice cream. The final comment was that 'Samantha was looking forward to going home to lick the nuts off a large Neopolitan'!! This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 agony auntsThe undisputed queen of the Agony Aunts must surely be Claire Raynor, who has sent us one of her answers to a genuine embarrassing problem. To preserve anonymity we’ll call the writer Mr. X. Claire responds: Dear Barry X of Hatch End, No luvvy I don’t think you are suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome, but in the unlikely event you are invited back again to speak to the ladies of the Cunningham Hunt try not to drink 14 pints of lager first. This is completely unacceptable behaviour from someone who lives near Chichester. Minty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 19, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted December 19, 2007 😬 to the GTDs. Remember that vintage editions of ISIHAC are broadcast on BBC7 as well as having new editions on R4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 19, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted December 19, 2007 PS I gave a fellow enthusiast a copy of the Uxbridge English Dictionary for Christmas last year (although it may have been the one before that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I gave a copy of the UED to my brother a couple of Christmases (?) ago and had to begged to stop reading as I was laughing uncontrollably with tears streaming down my face. I really must get myself a copy 😬 This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I treated myself to a copy a couple of weeks ago 😬 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prangerman Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 And we have received a letter from Mrs Trellis of North Wales. It reads, "Dear Clint, Sorry for misspelling your name in my last letter. Yours sincerely Mrs Trellis" Still one of my favourites. And didn't the ageing arcivist once go down to the cellar with Samantha to get some old records where he removed the dust and wax off in front of her? Peter In Memoriam DMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 😬 😬 Each time I re-read I chuckle a bit more  Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Got the Christmas special last year from Santa - very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Just a few more from UED: Hundred: A fear of Germans Shingle: Sean Connery’s definition of a bachelor Spectacular: Short-sighted vampire Crèche: A car accident in Woking Innuendo: an Italian suppository This is not just a Shedder, this is a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 30, 2007 Author Area Representative Share Posted December 30, 2007 BTTT because there has just been the Best of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue on Radio 4. Humphrey Lyttelton picks his "least worst" moments...  Not only was there the Uxbridge definition "defunct - having one's sense of rhythm removed" but there was an absolutely brilliant rendition by Rob Bryden of "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?" to The Carpenters "Yesterday once more" Really, really strong recommended - you will have to catch it on BBC i-player listen again. Edited by - Golf Juliet Tango on 30 Dec 2007 21:39:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Â Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 bttt I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Â Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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