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Delbert

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, SNEEZE AND BURP AT THE SAME TIME, YOU DIE

If you ever actually achieve this feat and survive, you would become a legend and make millions in the process.

Anyone who can perform this miracle should contact me to collect their medal. *cool*

 

 

 

I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers

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I'm sure there's a huge percentage of people who don't have a dentist let alone dental records ... I'm stunned at how many 'guests' on the Jeremy Kyle show don't have their full quota of teeth *eek* *eek*

 

I thought all men can retract their testicles in cold water *wink*

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No WC he hasn't left his balls around recently, apparantely he lost them a little while ago when he thought buying some 40 year old car that was designed to be a tourer from new was the right way to go when all us real men (and women *wink*) know the only true car to own is one designed 50 years ago to be a race car 😬

 

Dick at the top

 

Every dirty job dirty dick does!!!

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