CageyH Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Ansar Ali what a guy, He doesn't wrap things up, He had a moan fair do's to him, Because he's bought a pup. Old Nearny did what most would do, When new car sales were sparse, He sold it on to a fresh new face, Now it's stuck right up his arse. New guys really tried to please, With his brand new business style, But the diehards don't agree with him, They think his plans are vile. They moan about spare parts and sales, On their very own club site, Poor Ali obviously reads this, But they don't give a sh1te. To rub salt in the poor cnuts wounds, They really bowled a yorker, They said "sod your 7 mate" We'd rather drive a Porker. Now ali didn't like this much, He's used to spits and spats, He put his press team on the job, And vilified the tw*ts. Well, he's gone and done it now, He's got the members riled, They screaming for his head to roll they really have gone wild. I hope it does blow over, as I'd like another Cat But it puts one off a little bit, With this unseemly spat. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Does this mean we'll have to tidy up the shed ready for "tea and bikkies wiv da management" *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Some red carpet too Saw it wanted it needed Viagra 😬 got it! here C7 XSL TANGOTASTIC 1600SS 🥰 🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I won't bother clearing up the red wine stains (and the blood in the corner behind the sofa) then *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 maybe we can tempt de management down here for a few minutes, although we could be a tad too much for them *eek* *evil* *evil* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 So, Cagey, can you now deny authorship of this delightful little ditty? "I like a man in a bar, with a funny little car, and a plan for escape for the two of us, it's more cosy in a car that's so tiny and by far more exciting and romantic than a TravelBus, I'm an old fashioned girl, take me somewhere in a whirl-wind romance and you may have a chance with me. It could be you and me take a flyer by the sea then live forever with a Seven in the shed, only now is the time made for trying things that rhyme, what I'm saying is it's harder when you're dead!!! With Jack Daniels or Jim Beam I'm occasionally seen, but it isn't neccessarily so, so if you think that we would be happy by the sea, book the Hotel Mr Del and lets GO!" It was, curiously, signed with a PSEUDONYM, not that you'd know anything about those, of course!???? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 I can deny anything Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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