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CageyH

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Ansar Ali what a guy,

He doesn't wrap things up,

He had a moan fair do's to him,

Because he's bought a pup.

 

Old Nearny did what most would do,

When new car sales were sparse,

He sold it on to a fresh new face,

Now it's stuck right up his arse.

 

New guys really tried to please,

With his brand new business style,

But the diehards don't agree with him,

They think his plans are vile.

 

They moan about spare parts and sales,

On their very own club site,

Poor Ali obviously reads this,

But they don't give a sh1te.

 

To rub salt in the poor cnuts wounds,

They really bowled a yorker,

They said "sod your 7 mate"

We'd rather drive a Porker.

 

Now ali didn't like this much,

He's used to spits and spats,

He put his press team on the job,

And vilified the tw*ts.

 

Well, he's gone and done it now,

He's got the members riled,

They screaming for his head to roll

they really have gone wild.

 

I hope it does blow over,

as I'd like another Cat

But it puts one off a little bit,

With this unseemly spat.


 

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

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So, Cagey, can you now deny authorship of this delightful little ditty?

 

"I like a man in a bar, with a funny little car, and a plan for escape for the two of us,

 

it's more cosy in a car that's so tiny and by far more exciting and romantic than a TravelBus,

 

I'm an old fashioned girl, take me somewhere in a whirl-wind romance and you may have a chance with me.

 

It could be you and me take a flyer by the sea then live forever with a Seven in the shed,

 

only now is the time made for trying things that rhyme,

 

what I'm saying is it's harder when you're dead!!!

 

With Jack Daniels or Jim Beam I'm occasionally seen, but it isn't neccessarily so,

 

so if you think that we would be happy by the sea, book the Hotel Mr Del and lets GO!"


 

It was, curiously, signed with a PSEUDONYM, not that you'd know anything about those, of course!???? *tongue*

 

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!...

😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* *eek*

 

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