The Village Idiot Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 HO HO HO It's Christmas time I would like to say that I've pulled up the shed sofa, tidied up the odd unsightly 'magazine' left in here and put on the mince pies and mulled wine (have also installed draught Stella for those that wish). If during the coming weeks the in laws get too much, the children are too noisy, the weather isn't to your liking for driving the 7, PLEASE come on in, sit down, chillax, have a natter with some silly people and enjoy yourself here in the shed . I have opened the window slats (the spiders were abit upset) to create the 'fresh' air feel after too many sprouts, and have removed the effing telly so you all lot have to actually speak to each other. The reward I wish for doing all of this ? All I want for christmas is that everyone has a nice time (and maybe a peck under the misstletoe (but not from Ash 😔)) Merry Christmas 2 You All Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Cooo Eeeee Rich *wavey* 🥰 Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Dicky Hill - you're just an old pr!ck tease I'll bring the Guinness and some lamb kebabs! Who's doing the spitroast? 🤔 Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 Guinness NIIIIIICCCEEEEEE idea, like where yer comig from Ash Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Who's doing the spitroast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Wile7 *arrowright*Jenny Talia Paul Davis Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Hands round tray of mince pies (*) (*) Made with 100% organic Aberdeen Angus minced beef *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Spliff, anyone? Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Drag on a fag anyone? Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Burp Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Spliff, anyone? Cranks up 'Mistletoe and Wine' on the Hurdy Gurdy I don't feel in the least Christlemassy ☹️ I've put some decorations up, I've written cards and I had mulled wine last night but I'm still not feeling the festive cheer yet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Too early - don't peak too soon, WC This space deliberately left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yaaaaahhhhoooooooo it's Christmas. Puts on Christmas Hits 8 track on the gramaphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogW Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 SPECIAL DELIVERY Oooo look... new Shed furniture... Rog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 😬 Must resist, must resist, oh well what the feck.... Hi Ash all your christmasses have come at once 😳 Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Poor sheep ☹️ I don't like Christmas anyway, it's at the wrong time of year... ☹️ ☹️ Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yes but spring is just around the corner with all those lovely ickle wickle lambs being born Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Meat is Murder............ But it tastes Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Actually at this time of year its Hoggart not LAmb But modern farming methods have decreed that the natural cycles no longer exist 😔 I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 < wheels in the photocopier > who wants to go first ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 But iys only A4 What use is a photocpy of only one cheek 😬 I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Depends ... maybe you have a best side 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 not sheep but ... A litter of seven piglets has been born with curly coats in Lincolnshire. The little piggies have been bred from pigs in Hungary. Some of them have become so hairy that they have had to to be sheared like sheep. In the past their coats have also been used to make clothes. The Lincolnshire Curly Coat is thought to have died out in the UK in the early 1970s. But in parts of Eastern europe pigs continue to sport similar coats. Edited by - WindyCat on 7 Dec 2007 20:51:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Pubic Pig *eek* 😬 One had higlights and became Streaky Bacon....... OK I've lost my Wagon again They all have it Zinfadell 😬 I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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