henry21p Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 If Del's got a free house, even better! We can invade the place and redecorate it for him whilst he's away..... Beer cans everywhere, knocked over bottles of red wine, cheesy whatsits on the sofa, curly wurlys walked in to the hall carpet, technicolour yawn in the toilet, moustache drawn on the picture of Del in the hockey team as a youngster, computer home page set to "Gaydar" website etc etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Beer cans everywhere, knocked over bottles of red wine, cheesy whatsits on the sofa, curly wurlys walked in to the hall carpet, technicolour yawn in the toilet, moustache drawn on the picture of Del in the hockey team as a youngster, computer home page set to "Gaydar" website etc etc etc Yeah right - we could have a party there and really change his place by cleaning up the cans, removing the wine stains, getting the carpet steam cleaned and cleaning up his PC too!!! This space deliberately left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 😬 knocked over bottles of red wine Actually blackcurrant cheesecake is the absolute best if you're after permenant stain ... it's been 23 years since my 14th Birthday party but my mother STILL can't forget those ruined curtains!! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Ahem. Have I any say in this????? Anyaw there should be a sillybration tomorrow as I drive him to a van hire shop and he is moving furrynature into his new FLAT *thumbup* TF4T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Blimey Dell, Were you prancinground naked with a feather duster up your jacksy or something? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 *cool* Edited by - Delbert on 29 Nov 2007 20:25:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 10 out of 10 for that performance Del Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted November 29, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted November 29, 2007 Windycat fails audition to replace Simon Cowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 😬 This space deliberately left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Well, is he gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 yup, removed his adultuous carcus on Saturday House is my own now to stop his wife blubbering on the fone 😔 😔 😔 I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Did he slip out the back OR Make a new plan Either way I guess he's got himself free 😳 Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 wife blubbering on the fone 😶🌫️'Arro Chinese lawndree' This space deliberately left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Have a look round int' archives for the radio recording of the American radio jock, who taped all phone conversations .... He acted out a great scenario when "cold called", with him pretending to be an investigating officer at the scene of a murder "Exactly how well did you know the deceased..." 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I was looking for that but found this instead, for PD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I thought this thread was titled 50 ways to lose your todger My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 RTFT My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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