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"You just come along and do the software demo. our excellent people in Mumbai will build it for you"

 

Oh 🙆🏻 again - think of me tomorrow morning at 8.30 trying to explain away screen fulls of error messages and people called 'Lam Calix' and 'Charls Wicox'

 

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Hmmm, just been on the phone to Demon interweb, they asked me to call them (4 times a day they leave me voicemails) and when I call them they pass me around Mumbai all denying any knowledge of why they wanted to me to call

 

One of the messages is along the lines of

 

"can you call the Demon help desk"

 

to which I answer yes I can in that I have fingers and a phone. I can also drink beer and can also kiss Delbert (but only if I take his by suprise)

 

They used to be so good when it was all based somewhere in Scottingland

 

Supercheese R250

 

Caterham pictures here 😬

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I think that Messrs Manmohan, Raghav and Dr Sista (stars in my afternoon of misery)might have been turned down by Demon on the grounds of being stupid wuckfits!

 

*mad* 😔 😔 *mad*

 

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So I'm running the demo about ten minutes in, the audience are with me, it's looking good. I click on the submit button. Blank screen. *rolleyes*

 

So we ring Mustafa and ask him to stop chewing on the network cable he has just pulled from the back of the square boxy thing, and plug it back in. And we start all over again. *mad* *mad* *mad*

 

All over now, phew.....!

 

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I have to remove MSM from the lappy,

 

A number of presentations have been interupted by "PARP" or My Dad is GAY" coming upon the overhead

 

Try explaining it to the Chezh Sales director 😳

 

I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers

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the hourly paid staff lost an hours pay and a certain Contractor got a Spainish holiday home as a bonus

 

 

All Aledgedly and here say, unsubstantiated rumour

 

Granted it was nice to vist Mallorca for the weekend 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬

 

I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs for now, then webbers

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