You know you are KevSull when

[Delbert]

1. You have met at least one Scarlet (the 72 team seeNo 4)

 

2. You're on nodding terms with either Lewy or John Radio

 

3. You secretly suspect that the Barnums fire wasn't an accident

 

4. You know at least one person who claimed he was at the Llanelli v New Zealand game where we won 9-3 on 31 October, 1972 (eith me uncle

 

5. You work in Swansea and whenever someone from Swansea annoys you, you mutter: "****ing Jacks" under your breath

 

6. You get pissed off at the lack of air con in Le Caprice

 

7. A meeting in Moonraker led to you losing your virginity

 

8. You remember Colt 45 for sale in Moonraker

 

9. You wince whenever someone English tries to pronounce the town and it comes out as "Clanethi"

 

10. When asked where you're from you say near Swansea (see above)

 

11. You remember Le Caprice as a wine bar that didn't serve pints

 

12. You snogged in Llanelli Entertainment Centre

 

13. You were bought your first togs in Llewelyn Sports

 

14. You saw a rat in Llanelli Entertainment Centre

 

15. You remember Station Road as the drinking capital of Llanelli

 

16. You remember the St. John Lloyd fire

 

17. You play spot the local whenever there is a St Michael's school photo in the Star

 

18. You've seen Dennis Lemon live

 

19. You know at least one Llanelli based businessman who's been on either the Ferret or Watchdog

 

20. You've been in the Llanelli Star at least once at a Cub SCout rememberance parade

 

21. You secretly want to punch Geraint the Snakeman in the back of the head

 

22. You get asked by non-Llanelli folk what a "Goffa" is when referring to a less able bodied person

 

23. You cringe when you hear locals (i.e. I'm Dean from College Hill) on Scarlet FM

 

24. You secretly cheer when you hear Terry Griffiths doing the snooker commentary

 

25. You wonder what Rupert Moon is doing now

 

26. You shake your head when your parents say how amazing the Glen was

 

27. You slagged off the Machynys Homes development before it was built, but now secretly admire it

 

28. You fondly remember the Gypsy horses running wild around Station Road

 

29. You're completely unfazed when you hear Polish on Stepney Street

 

30. You used the side gate in the Multi Storey to get to Moonraker in the days before Asda was built

 

31. You have to explain what ‘shant’ is

 

32. You know at least 10 people who've had a wedding reception in the Stradey Park Hotel does't everybody m its the event after the christening

 

33. You laughed at the people who got ripped off in the ‘Hearts’ scandal, then secretly tried to get your money back

 

34. You wonder at the marvel that people have adherred to the "No Posters" sign outside Orsis Cafe in Station Road

 

35. You won’t go on a date to Llanelli Entertainment now, despite the fact its cheaper than UCI, closer and you both can get pissed

 

36. You get caught up in a greeting of "Allright?" "Yeah I'm allright, you allright?"

 

37. You cringed when Prince Phillip Hospital and Llanelli was on the national news when the wrong kidney was taken out

 

38. You just want the Scarlets land-sale-Pemberton-stadium thing to get sorted

 

39. You remember the fountain with the clock outside Lloyds bank

 

40. and finally...wherever you go in the world, guaranteed you will meet someone else from Llanelli

 

 

I spit on your Emeralds give me SUs

[db]

There's air con in Le Caprice.

(but only in the kitchen)

 

My ... Preciousss!

[Hibster.]

Colt 45 - shudder

 

Supercheese R250

 

Caterham pictures here 😬

[Debert]

I've been invited up to watch a "proper" game at Loughor RFC by Dilwyn & Biffie

 

Aparently it can get a bit lively 😬

 

Thanks for the list of places to visit (and / or avoid)

 

Apparently Jack was a very nice doggie

 

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