Myles Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 view tomorrow. Different part of the same bank. I've already got a final 3-month extension in the bag though. Good chance to brush-up my quiz-skills if nothing else... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Good luck Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1987? Good luck! They tried to make me go to Gatwick, I said Just another month, mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 [hr Robot From Hell] What can you bring to this role Mr Myles ? How long would it take you to make a contribution to our company? What are your biggest accomplishments? Can you work under pressure? Describe the most difficult problem you've had to deal with. How would your friends describe you? Why do you want to work here? Have you done the best work you are capable of doing? ... and the crunch one ... How much money do you want? [/hrRFH] These are all from our "standard" list of questions the the HR Robot churns out at every interview... I prefer to ask more "human" questions like: What's the first thing you do in an emergency? How do you deal with impossible deadlines? What's the difference between a duck? How many IT technicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Chocolate or plain hobnobs? (very important one this one) Can you pass the elbow test? (even more important one) 😬 Good luck sunshine *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 What's the difference between a duck? Just in case I get asked tomorrow , what is the answer cleaning up too many broken toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a duck? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just in case I get asked tomorrow , what is the answer A) One of it's legs is both the same 😬 ... Next question (if they know the answer to that one is ... Q) How many beans make five? (or) Q) How long is a piece of string? (clue: Logical numerical answers to both questions) *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Following up from previously answered questions: Q) What can you bring to this role Mr Myles ? A) I prefer Heinz tomato soup! Q) How long would it take you to make a contribution to our company? A) How long do i have? Q) What are your biggest accomplishments? A) Not sh1tti1g myself when landing upside down in a ditch with a car on top of me! Q) Can you work under pressure? A) Sure thing - But i work better at one bar! Q) Describe the most difficult problem you've had to deal with. A) Marriage! Q) How would your friends describe you? A) 213-04.com Q) Why do you want to work here? A) So i can pay my bills and have some left over for trackdays! Q) Have you done the best work you are capable of doing? A) Great artisits are criticised whilst alive and truly appreciated when the've gone! ... and the crunch one ... Q) How much money do you want? A) Money isn't important... (Then describe what you'll need to make you accept the position) [/hrRFH] These are all from our "standard" list of questions the the HR Robot churns out at every interview... I prefer to ask more "human" questions like: Q) What's the first thing you do in an emergency? A) NOTHING! Sit down with a cup of tea and a ciggy and assess the situation. If in ANY doubt over the correct action to take - Ask Blatchat! Q) How do you deal with impossible deadlines? A) Delegation! I can delegate upwards as well as downwards! Q) What's the difference between a duck? A) One of it's legs are both the same! Q) How many IT technicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A) That's a hardware fault! I'll get in touch with our third party contractor! Q) Chocolate or plain hobnobs? (very important one this one) A) Yes please! Q) Can you pass the elbow test? (even more important one) A) Glad to be of assistance 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Hmmmm money, Myles will only invest it all with Heinz and Canon Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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