London early Sunday morning

[Ozzy]

In the region of 25 Caterhams were spotted all over central London, by approximately 10,000 assorted surveilance, ANPR, Red Light, Yellow Box, Congestion Charge, Anti Terror, and speed camera's.

 

Apparently Police are still trying to locate the ringleader of this bunch of "Hooray Henry's", as he didn't ask Gordon's permission first!

 

Allegedly, sources close to the PM said " If you think you can come to the surveilance capital of the world, without us knowing about it, you are very much mistaken"

 

Still Shaking

 

6 speed 1600 Supersport

with xtra DNA from DVA

[Stationary M25 Traveller]

ah - but did they catch any.

 

Or were all the cameras looking at the front of the cars ?

 

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And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking...

 

And racing around to come up behind you again. Seven related photos

[DDubya]

Breaking News!!!!

 

Police have identified a potential suspect who mistakingly left the Ace cafe sideways and let a wry smile emerge from under his motoring scarf, sometimes known to this group of hooligans as a "Buff"

 

The suspect, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is under close surveilance by Gordons Intelligence Team (GIT) using their ultra high resolution satellite, believed to be positioned in High Earth Orbit above Milton Keynes.

 

This satellite automatically triggers when a potential suspect emerges from a precise location. GIT officers however have said that the latest images from the satellite, taken at 13:38 hours yesterday, are a bit blured due to the "garish" coloured dressing gown that the suspect was wearing at this time, although they are confused as to why he was still wearing this atire at such a late hour when most people are working.

 

Police have also stated that the chief suspect may have an accomplace, believed to be female, although this cannot be confirmed as she appeared to be sitting very low in the cars seat (or maybe asleep), at the time of the Ace cafe incident.

 

Police are planning to stage a reconstruction of the journey and are enlisting the help of the Morgan owners club which police believe match closely the type of cars used in the crime last Sunday.

 

Chief inspector Gaylord Updearse said yesterday "At a time of hightened security due to the growing restlessness of the multicultural citizens of this Eurostate, we need to ensure that this group is captured and prosecuted quickly. Their crimes are numerous and include, causing a menace, noise polution, and burning fossel fuel adding to the impending global warming distaster we face. But the most serious of all crimes is that they were having "FUN". This is in direct contradiction of the "Not having fun act 1997 section 374" This act, one of the first of previous President Blairs 3,785 laws, states that No citizen, of the United State of Europe (Englandland), may at any time, either singly, or in a group of others participate in any activity that provides any degree of Enjoyment (Note : Enjoyment also banned since 2002). These rascals will be caught once we have arrested the ringleader"

 

It is thought that if caught all of the gang will face up to 25 years behind bars in our already overcrowded prisons.

 

C.I. Updearse also added "Let no Citizen of this State believe they can any longer engage in the former activity of having Fun. It is illegal, and given the Millions this State has invested in surveillance no one can escape the arm of the law.

 

Ends....

 

 

 

DDubya C7 DNW My Blue Cat

☹️ Pre 7 Post 7 😬 Post Blat 😬 😬 😬Now with Aeroscreen

[Stationary M25 Traveller]

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And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking...

 

And racing around to come up behind you again. Seven related photos

[Markiebabes]

Hi all

in hiding will contact soon when pc up and running

Thx Ozzy, Danny posting via phone so i can get my fix

 

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