The Village Idiot Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Shes my favourite but my wife says I shouldn't see so much of her Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 try Hobgoblin instead Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Stella aka 'Wife Beater' ...? 😳 They tried to make me go to Gatwick, I said No, No No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Stella aka "The Big Lady" Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Just how do they get the cats to pi$$ in the cans ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Rimington? I thought she'd retired... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Did she use a funnel to fill her quota ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Mines of the Belgium cat variety, I agree the stuff they get from the British cats is not the same quality of cat p!ss. Richard Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I prefer an Italian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 You like them hairy with short arms ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 and up turns Mr Snot Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 lurking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 I was somehow drawn by the thread title - it would seem I am no stranger to the aforementioned lady of leuven Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Jamie T Sheila goes out with her mate stella, It gets poured all over her fella, Cos shes says, man he aint no better Than the next man kicking up fuss Drunk, she stumbles down by a river Screams calling london, None of us heard her coming, I guess the carpet weren't rolled out (Oh when my love, my darling, You've left me here alone, I'll walk the streets of London Which once seemed all our own. The vast suburban churches Together we have found: The ones which smelt of gaslight The ones in incense drown'd) Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo Any time she sing a song, the other girls sing along And tell all the fellas that that lady is single A fickle way to tickle on my young mans ting Shes up for doing what she like any day more like the night She ground drunk the soles that she stole/brought/borrowed She didnt like fights, but at the same time understood that Fellas will be fellas till the end of time (heavens what a noise, cold blooded murder of the english tongue) (good heavens you boys, blue-blooded murder of the english tongue) Jack had a gang that he called the many grams, He was known as smack jack the cracker man In life he was dealt some **** hands But the boys got the back now And jay went the same way as mickey and dan A pen to mans upon the arrow wans And man lisa had a baby with sam, And now jack on his own man, Well done jack, glug down that cider, Your right shes a slut and you never ****ing liked her Not like what he stopped so shocked Cos it turns out the last dance killed the pied piper Tough little big man friends with your daughters Only cos they drive him to pick up all his quarters Brawler, larger lout rawness Alter the forth from their three But they aint near the border Two young guns are by your hell fire corner Always need a favour, they never took a order, Behave young scally wag, a fine young galahad Glad ragged up but only ever getting fag hags, Arm on his shoulder, cheeked by some type Slag better understand he chained to the glamour But this tag's origional, superficial the issue But one me and jack, dirty 5 doppelgangers Sheila Goes out with her mate stella, It gets poured all over her fella, Cos shes says, man he aint no better Than the next man kicking up fuss Drunk, she stumbles down by a river Screams calling london, None of us heard her coming, I guess the carpet weren't rolled out (its over man, its over) (get out, GET OUT) So this a short story bout the girl georgina Never seen a worse, clean young mess Under stress at best, but she pleased to see ya, With love, god bless, we lay her body to rest, Now it all dear started with daddys alcoholic Light weights chinking down, numbing his brain, And the doctor said he couldn't the heart their started Now beat up, drugged up she feelin the strain She says in a rap what the **** im spose to do **** it I'll start stop keep running through, True but you try aint easy to do, She been buckle belt beaten from the bat like a brat, Dunno where she goin but she know where she at, So georgy its like a chain react, But the truth is you know she probably fought back, Tears stream down her face, She screamed away, When i fall, no one catch me Alone lonely, I'll overdose slowly Get scared, I'll scream and shout But you know it wont matter she'll be passing out I say giggidibigidiup just another day Another sad story, thats trajegdy, Paramedic anounced death at 10.30 Rip it up kick it to spit up the views Sheila Goes out with her mate stella, It gets poured all over her fella, Cos shes says, man he aint no better Than the next man kicking up fuss Drunk, she stumbles down by a river Screams calling london, None of us heard her coming, I guess the carpet weren't rolled Sheila Goes out with her mate stella, It gets poured all over her fella, Cos shes says, man he aint no better Than the next man kicking up fuss Drunk, she stumbles down by a river Screams calling london, (london) None of us heard her coming, I guess the carpet weren't rolled out *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I f*cking hate that skanky Jamie T But I do love my Stella - and tonight is no exception 🥰 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Aaaahhhhhh, Thats the sound a man makes when he's been on a mini wagon since the weekend and has just taken the first mouthful of the aforementioned lady 😬 If my postings a little later get shall we say, rambling or even fractious I apologise now it's not me talking, but more my good self acting as a conduit for Stella who I love ver ver much 🥰 Every dirty job dirty dick does!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted May 27, 2008 Author Share Posted May 27, 2008 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Well if you don't have a car to blat what else is there to do on a summers evening 🤔 Dicks Going cold turkey - no blats here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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