Harry Flatters Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Sorry I have not been very responsive. There isn't a grain of truth that I have got a cob on it's just that I have been split-tin my sides with laughter at your dreadfully funny quips. Cleary I have soda started some thing here and to get away from it what I knead to do now is to rise enough dough to buy a nice little cottage or possibly a small farmhouse, maybe in Vienna. I must confess to making a bit of bloomer by not mentioning that I have TWO of these sodding things *eek* *eek* Bring it on boys............. *arrowright*Harry Flatters *arrowright* AKA Steve Mell - Surrey AO and Su77on Se7ener Edited by - Harry Flatters on 24 Aug 2007 09:27:28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell M Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 to buy a nice little cottage or possibly a small farmhouse ......& perhaps a Brown or White Rolls to get about in...? 1700 SS - clams and in the proper colour.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 ROLL-UP ROLL-UP, Last two, Steves bun having a butter trouble getting shot of these, would it be a idea to sandwich the two together? 😬 😬 Have a good wings and wheels all where's everybody gone? 1800supersport C7MPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Any guy who gets this will be able to put his hands on warm baps any time he wants. VX HPC - Loud and proud here Watch out, whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 D'OH! now Brent is blaming all this on me 😬. Joint Surrey AR and Su77on Se7ener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Well I'm pleased you came out with that first post as it then encouraged the rest of us(not that I need any encouragement 😬) to let rip with the worst possible puns we can think of. 😬 I've just got back from the pub for the first Friday 'lunch' I've been able to do for at least 2 months and feeling quite mellowed so 'fraid I can't think of any more dreadful puns to piss Steve off any more than he already is! 😬 I guess we now know what one of the auction prizes will be at the Surrey Christmas bash this year...................."And the next prize, donated by Steve Mell is this wonderful bread making machine, which is an asset to any kitchen" 😬 😬 😬 Well I'll be bidding on that for sure and I'll beat that Peter Trueman to an auction prize if it kills me! 😬 😬 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV Reassuringly Expensive R 417.39 😬 Edited by - Brent Chiswick on 24 Aug 2007 18:16:18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Second prize:- two bread makers! Standing for Congress! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheds Moderator Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Was the machine British made or is it from the far (y)east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Steve, why have you got two of them? I knew when Hovis launched Best of Both that someone would get the wrong idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Bowler Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 What about the rise height? Has it been flat-floured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 What's the Flour to Wheat ratio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prangerman Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I might take one of the bread makers but I'm leaven the other behind... Peter In Memoriam DMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 If you can't sell them on here Steve you best tell Sharon ciabatta hang on to them for a bit longer! Sorry your efforts just aren't pannini out the way you'd hoped. 😬 😬 😬 Jeez if I keep on like this I can see one of these machines getting shoved firmly where the sun don't shine. 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV Reassuringly Expensive R 417.39 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atinod Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Two Blimey, you must have some bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonball Bob Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I've got it. Let's club together and buy them. If we each pumpernickel or two in to some kind of fund we'll be there in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Let it rest will you guys? You've proved your point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 But this thread is self raising. Let's try and keep it currant, though, perhaps with more of a rustique flavour to it. He probably has two as he bought them as a batch. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budjuggler Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 At yeast give the guy a chanve Andy Whoops - there goes another one C7 GON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Were you lot born in a Barm? I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leon Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Steve, Got the pack for Dunsfold 8th Sept I see the Freestyle area is still on, will you be bringing the Doughnuts? 😬 where's everybody gone? 1800supersport C7MPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billyboy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I thought I Kneaded on of these but I have decided I dont anymore after this thread Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Well, it all appears to have gone a little stale on the joke front. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budjuggler Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Crusty old git............... Andy Whoops - there goes another one C7 GON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishmaninwales Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I ll have a bara load (one for the welsh boys and girls) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurk Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ...................this seems to have gone stale Lurking in the background since 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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