Delbert Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hear I sit in the Stenna Plus lounge realising That I do not fit in with society anymore Firstly there are 6 kids running round screaming their heads off whilst the parents argeu loudly and get pissed on the free wine,(wonder how they will drive the Hyundai poor person carrier off the ferry ) So the story so far She was contacted by her cousin on Facebook asking how she was She replied and I type this as she speaks Fine dot dot dot got married 3 years ago dot dot dot invited you dot dot dot you didn't reply dot dot odt then on the workstaion next to me is the next drummer for Iron Maiden , except he is 55 if he is a day where can I find an nice little bubble where I only meet nice, well mannered considerate people life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Bruce Dickenson is the drummer with IM He's probably about 48 or so and is an airline pilot when not drumming Did you have a good trip to the Emerald Isle ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Bruce Dickinson is the lead singer (or was anyway) of Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 16, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted August 16, 2007 where can I find an nice little bubble where I only meet nice, well mannered considerate people In the Sheds? 😳 Or maybe not GJT Crossflow 524 returned to Arch for correction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 First Class, Del, First Class. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 DB. stenna Plus IS First Class.... What II need is ubber class And it got worse , I would have reproted but the statalight link ran out of schekles. So, She is drunk, the kids are running riot with other kids in the Business lounge She proceeds to get amourous and tels him in a very loud wispaer what she is going top do to him in the first layby on the A55 Meanwhile the Drummer has started humming Americam Pie and sort of Old Man beat boxing Then Mr amd Mrs Smellopee the aged travelorrs who obviously I was put on this earth to serve decide they are too tired to get a cup of tea from the refresnment bar and would I be so kind...... Amyway back in bubble now , outside world is securley the otherside of my front door Granted there is a HI on the A55 that might wonder why I didn't turn up And yes PAul the Emerald Isle was good , even did some work *eek* life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Delbert, nooooooooooooooo! Greenhouse gas from farmed animals: 18% Greenhouse gas from the world's entire transport system: 13.5% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Out weird them Delbert...start laughing manically...or.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Ahhh, I now play my trump card. I met a supplier this week, Mr Mol. Now he is Austrian. life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Sorry I posted the reply for comedic effect He is "sensiive to mobile phones and wifi. So he has had a suit and Homberg made lined with Ali Foil. He never takes the hat off and rustles when he moves. He sleeps , apparently, under a reflective blanket, and stood up on Mponday night and asked the whole table to switch off thier mobiloes. Now that was not a problem for me!!!!!! (no it hasn't arrived ) life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I give in - what happens to him if he is exposed to a mobile phone 🤔 Do his lederhosen ring? Greenhouse gas from farmed animals: 18% Greenhouse gas from the world's entire transport system: 13.5% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 17, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted August 17, 2007 Out weird them Delbert...start laughing manically...or.... Sign hymns - that usually creates an exclusion zone. GJT Crossflow 524 returned to Arch for correction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Sign hymns - that usually creates an exclusion zone autographing Shemails 😬 😬 😬 😬 life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Yes, there is so much more to sign - t1ts and a t0dger 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Sign hymnsYeah, that'll annoy any deaf people about! Greenhouse gas from farmed animals: 18% Greenhouse gas from the world's entire transport system: 13.5% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 17, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted August 17, 2007 speeling stimakes 😳 Akertuallerly it's a typhoo GJT Crossflow 524 returned to Arch for correction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 EArl Grey shirley 😬 life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Laydee Grey, one assumes, from the top half, but very much the Earl down below. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 😬good point life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 well certainly a point... My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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