Delbert Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 And half Tee Pee Doctor thinks I'm twotents 😬 life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I went to the Dr's yesterday because I thought I was invisible. He said "next please" Has anyone got an Asprin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 boom boom Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Before that I thought I was a pair of curtains Went and saw the quack Pull yourself together was his advice 😬 life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 What's the similarity between a Scottish boy with a cold and a soldier on leave for 7 days .... they've both got a wee koff 😶🌫️ Edit cos I can't write jokes Edited by - WindyCat on 6 Aug 2007 23:04:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Floppe 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I went to the Doctor because I thought I was invisible................ Wait for it............. But he said he couldn't see me! Collects coat, hat and gloves, exits rapidly in Seven LEO 3eggs Another Slightly Vider SeVen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady in red Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I like these two..... Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off! Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king. What’s your name? Joe. You must be Joe King! 😬 😬 If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dr DR I keep thinking I'm a Puppy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 Well lie down on the sofa and we can talk about it I can't mistress says that not alowed on the furniture life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Or the one about the midget who went to the quack & said she had sore lady's bits.... Doc took a quick peek, went into his drawer & pulled out a pair of big scissors 😳 "What are you gonna do with them doc, will I not need anaesthetic?" "Nope - I'm just trimming the top of yer wellies!" 😬 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Bloke has scuffed knees, his mate says, "Did ye fall off yer bike?" "Naaaah, doggy style" "Why don't ye try doin it the other way then?" "Sod that! The dog's breath fooking stinks!" 😳 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Ah ... it starts as a thread you can share with the kids ... then Ross returns 😳 😬 Good to see ya again Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Hi 😬 Who says ye cannae share my ones with the kids? Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 "Nope - I'm just trimming the top of yer wellies!" That line caused nearly as much IT damage as the face likea plaseres radio remark 😬 😬 😬 😬 life is too short to dance with ugly women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Fanks - nice to be back, albeit potentially briefly ☹️ - mustn't stay away for such long periods in future 😔 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Who is that strange man ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I went to see the nurse for my annual check up this morning She said "I think you had better stop masturbating" I asked "why?" She said "because I am trying to examine you'" !!!!!! 🥰 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two teddies in the airing cupboard - which one is in the army 🤔 . . . . The one sat on the tank 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two birds sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?" Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?" 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two Nuns in a bath, first Nun say to t'other.. wheres the soap?? Second Nun replies .. Yes it does 😬 The old 'two' jokes are the best Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 What do you call a Russian lemonade thief? Udiya Nikakraytapopov. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Two nuns finish a bike ride, first nun says to second nun :- That was nice Second nun says :- Yes shall we put our saddles back on now??? Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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