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Please lets not raise the subject of

 

Hamster, (this one called kiki) Vacum cleaner and a certain newspaper report in the LA Times

 

that starts ,in hindsight the first mistake was........

😳 😳 😳 😳 *eek*

 

If at first you don't suceed Skydiving is not for you

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I'm a bit concerned by the tail up hoovering part - takes all the fun out of letting us out to do our business over the lawn *tongue*

 

Oi Boonie - don't you get any ideas as I may have to show you were to stck your animal dyson attachment.

 

Right, I'm off to shed some more fur off the stairs were it is particularly hard to get off.

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😬 I can imagine the scene - you're skiiing high in the French Alps, an avalanche traps you, buried in the snow your body starts to chill - all seems lost until, what's that smell? Ah yes, the unmistable scent of egg yolk, tarragon, butter and shallots!

 

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites C7GTD here

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And for the non veggies

It was gently spooned over an A Sparrows Arse 😬 😬

 

First day back ,,,, no work to do,,,, Welcome to Delberts land

 

BTW Bristol boy resigned *thumbup* *smokin*

 

If at first you don't suceed Skydiving is not for you

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I'm at home ☹️ ... my back went *PING* when I bent over to pick up the vacuum cleaner on Saturday *rolleyes* and it's progressively got worse *cry*

 

It's all I can do to hobble to my 'puter screen when there's something crap on TV. I'd prefer if you'd stop writing comments that make me larf tho', cos I have spasms *nono*

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cats hate vacuum cleaners

 

trust me on this one

 

be kind to your pussies and PLEASE don't hoover their tails.

 

(while I was typing this, a spider ran right across my keyboard - irrelevant to the topic, just thought I'd mention it. Before you ask, it's raining already, walked up sailing club car park - that is in opposite direction to wet salty stuff - after meeting and got almost drowned in downpour)

 

A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en

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Mornin' all *wavey*

 

I regularly use the vacuum cleaner on the GRs and they love it *biggrin* However, in our case we "miele®" them *eek*... with a specially designed piece of equipment - aptly named "C@ and Dog"

 

 

 

FH *cool*

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TEXT SPEAK my world is not spinning on the same axis anymore
Clearly not - a whole sentence with no spelling errors!! *eek* *eek*

 

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites C7GTD here

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