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....it really was time for bed......

 

BOING said Zebedee pretending not to hear

 

MUNCH said Dylan who was enjoying some carrots and lettuce in next-door's veggie garden

 

Brian was also there, eating runner bean leaves.

 

MOOOOOO said Ermintrude, already looking forward to the next morning's milking...

 

A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en

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Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for

 

Magic Roundabout...`

 

`I wonder where Florence is?` ,said Dougal.

 

`I m over here.` ,said Florence.

 

`Hello, Florence.` ,said Dougal.

 

`Hello, Dougal.` ,said Florence.

 

`Boing!`

 

`Hello, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Zebadee.

 

`Hello, Zebadee.` ,said Dougal and Florence.

 

`Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Dillon.

 

`Hello, Dillon.` ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.

 

`I say,` ,said Dillon.

 

`What?` ,said Dougal.

 

`Booinngg!`

 

`Pardon?` ,said Zebadee.

 

`Nothing.` ,Said Dougal.

 

`I wasn't talking to you.` ,said Zebadee.

 

`Oh.` ,Said Dougal.

 

`Dillon.` ,said Dougal.

 

`Yes.` ,said Dillon.

 

`I wonder if Florence is a virgin?`

 

`Drops 'em for certain.` ,said Dillon.

 

`Booinngg!`

 

`That s right enough.` ,said Zebadee.

 

`How do you know?` ,said Dillon.

 

`Booinngg!`

 

`To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures. Let s face it, Noddy's the biggest ram round here and he reckons he's scored.` ,said Zebadee.

 

`I can hear you.` ,said Florence. `It s not true. Noddy and I are just good friends.`

 

`Rubbish` ,said Dougal. `It s all over the canteen. Anyone knows about you, you brazen hussy.`

 

`You lousy old flea-bag` ,said Florence. `Call yourself a dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.`

 

`Booinngg!!`

 

`Now look here` ,said Zebadee. `Things are getting out of hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.`

 

`It's a crummy story anyway` ,said Dillon stubbornly.

 

`Booinngg!`

 

`No, it's not` ,said Zebadee commandingly.

 

`Who cares?` ,said Dillon dejectedly.

 

`Well, I like it` ,said Florence, hopefully.

 

`Ihat's obvious!` ,said everybody, cockily.

 

`Booinngg!`

 

`Now look` ,said Zebadee, `let's try and get it together.`

 

`Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more` ,said

 

Dougal. `I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.`

 

`Good riddance` ,said Florence.

 

`Knickers!` ,said Dougal.

 

`Ihat's no way to talk to a lady` ,said Dillon (knowing he's on to a good thing).

 

`Some lady!` ,said Dougal.

 

`Oh, p*$$ off` ,said Dillon.

 

And Dougal did so, all over Florence.

 

`Thank you for sticking up for me` ,said Florence.

 

`Oh, it's nothing, really` ,said Dillon.

 

`You know I've fancied you for a long time` ,said Florence.

 

`I've fancied you too` ,said Dillon.

 

`Where do we go from here?` ,said Florence.

 

`Booinngg!!!`

 

 

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

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