henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >Pat dwarf on head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >tickle the 12" pianist WHAT A LOW FLYING ENOUCH HAS LANDED ON THE LILLIE PAD>>>> SMOKE THE ELF ON FRIDAY If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 or as Chris Barry said as he left work in his new role restoring the "Cutty Sark" "Smoke me a clipper, I'll be back for breakfast" Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 12,000 quark points for Danny Boy for being from the Fens but more importantly the Feltz joke...now spend 3 hours noting them down on your character sheet. YOU PICK UP THE NEAREST DWARF WHO PROMPTLY CHINS YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 From Monday's pub quiz final round Animal most frequently mentioned in public house sign A part of the body that moves a lot ( PD - you are on a warning ) Something people moan about a lot Something that goes up and down Well known puppet (Delbert that is puppet, not muppet) Childrens' story featuring a witch Something a man does more than a woman ( I answered leaves loo seat up - not the top rated answer, but got a laugh) Something black and white Something used only once A word that follows 'butter' to make another well known word or phrase I will award a (virtual) curly-wurly to the shedder with the best score according to the top answers provided by the pub quizmaster. I MAY award additional prizes to any amusing and original answers I have tie break questions if necessary ready, steady,,,,,,, on your marks,,,,, GO A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 White Elephant Fozzy Bear's ears - "Can you hear them wiggle?" People moan about people moaning Space shuttleTony Bliar The Worst Witch Wears boxer shorts A black and white telly? My dinner Butterfingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >examine elf The elf resists your examination >examine witch Very witchy >throw bucket of water over witch Bucket clonks witch on the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 VILLAGE ELDER RIDES A UNICYCLE INTO THE DUCKING STOOL> THE JESTER WHERES A THORNY CROWN If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 throw bucket of water over witch Bucket clonks witch on the head we witches say that if you do us ill, it will come back to you threefold .... PS Dave21p, you scored a big fat zero A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Edited by - Barbarella on 24 May 2007 14:53:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >look You are in a shed. you see a large balding man acting the prat. There are exits north and west. >shun large balding man I think he's too drunk to notice >North The large balding man is in the way >west The large balding man i in the way >throw elf at large balding man the elf recoils in terror >save Are you sure you'd like to save the game? (Y/N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Lion Legs Weather Lift Orville Lion Witch and Wardrobe Mechanicing Cars Zebra Toilet paper Knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >drill holes in buckets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 oh god - what post did I select to subscribe to this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 thats better Dave21p, scored 24 on your second go 😬 > A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 DEAR LIZA WHY DID ELF GET THROWN AT ME STEP BACK AND TURN GOBLIT ANTICLOCKWISE> THe ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND HA If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Fox Tongue work Oil prices Spit the Dog The Worst witch Looking for something Penguin a staple scotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Windycat scores 12 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 12!? no curly wurly for me then ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Pubic Louse (I can't find any others in those letters) Blood Nail in the kneecap Undergraduates Tony Blair Macbeth Inherits the Principality of Wales The Law Dave's 21 kist-rah-rah-rah. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 >ELF SHOOTS GREMLIN AND PLAYS ALTERNATVE LIST Goat Womans Tongue Husbands Blood Pressure Tony Blair Famous Five (George was dodgey) Agrees just to keep the peace (was going to use admits they are wrong but when has a man ever been wrong) a Selector or Specials record Womans advice (even though you will get it more than once even if you don't ask for it) cup 😬 😬 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 > Animal most frequently mentioned in public house sign RED LION (Double points for getting correct COLOUR) > A part of the body that moves a lot ( PD - you are on a warning ) EYES > Something people moan about a lot POLITICIANS > Something that goes up and down LIFT > Well known puppet (Delbert that is puppet, not muppet) PINOCHIO > Childrens' story featuring a witch THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE > Something a man does more than a woman ( I answered leaves loo seat up - not the top rated answer, but got a laugh) DRINKS BEER > Something black and white ZEBRA > Something used only once TOILET PAPER > A word that follows 'butter' to make another well known word or phrase FLY *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 PLAYING DELBERTS VERSION (attempt to get zero points) > Animal most frequently mentioned in public house sign FLEA > A part of the body that moves a lot ( PD - you are on a warning ) BRAIN > Something people moan about a lot THE QUEEN > Something that goes up and down ELEPHANT > Well known puppet (Delbert that is puppet, not muppet) TONY BLAIR > Childrens' story featuring a witch BABE > Something a man does more than a woman ( I answered leaves loo seat up - not the top rated answer, but got a laugh) MOANS ABOUT LEAVING THE LOO SEAT UP > Something black and white RAINBOW > Something used only once CAR > A word that follows 'butter' to make another well known word or phrase PEANUT *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 A word that follows 'butter' to make another well known word or phrase y -> Buttery. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 k -> butterk (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Fletch Playing properly you did nearly as well as 'Team Regulars'. We will draw a veil over the other attempt. Delbert - scores 10 even not playing properly. At least the shedders' brains are getting some unusual exercise. A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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