Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU OPEN YOUR IDEAS TO FIND THAT YOU ARE FLAT ON YOUR BACK IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A MEDIEVAL ALLEY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "Oh c *mad*ck* " thought delbert.... "I really must stop getting drunk with Richard O'Brian.." * Copyright LiR production Ltd If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 A GROUP OF PEOPLE RUN PASS...WELL OVER YOU IN SOME CASES. a BALD MAN STOPS THE GROUP AND IN A SINSTER VOICE SAYS TO THEM: "WELL DAVE IS LOCKED IN THE DUNGEON...TOO BAD HE COULDN'T UNLOCK THE IRON LADY IN TIME...WILL YOU SEND ONE OF YOUR CRYSTALS TO RELEASE HIM." THE GROUP PONDER WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE LEADER WHO, LIKE THE OTHERS, IS WEARING A HELMET AND SOME SORT OF LEATHER PADS SAYS: "wE'VE DISCUSSED IT BUT NO ONE LIKES HIM AND WE WEREN'T GOING TO SHARE THE PRIZE ANYWAY SO LEAVE HIM" THE GROUP RUN OFF INTO A HAZE OF GAMESHOW NOSTALGIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Can i have a P please Bob? *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady in red Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Ooooh! Ooooh! Crystal Maze - not thought about that one in a while! Bring back the Cr@pped On Factor too 😬 Delbert feel free to use "c *mad*ck" at your pleasure (!) No fees required..... If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU FEEL A WARM AND VERY WET SENSATION IN YOUR TROUSER DEPARTMENT...THE SMELL OF URINE REACHES YOUR NOSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 GO NORTH GET DWARF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Scrabble? Dwarf = 12 points Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU GET UP - NOTICE THE WET PATCH ON YOUR CRUTCH IS SPREADING AND THAT IT HAS NOW BEEN JOINED WITH THE SENSATION OF WATER RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG. YOU GO NORTH - YOU HAVE A HEADACHE. YOU ARRIVE AT THE END OF THE ALLEY - THERE SEEMS TO BE A MARKET PLACE INFRONT OF YOU. THERE ARE LOTS OF DWARVES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 *fumbles for loose change* *looks for the toss the dwarf stall* My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 SING "HI HO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU HAVE NO CHANGE YOU SPOT A STALL WITH ENCLOSED CURTAINS AND THE WORDS PRIVATE SHOPE ON IT - OFFERING AMONG MANY THINGS THE SERVICE YOU ASKED FOR YOU SING HI HO a PASSING DWARF STOPS..LOOKS....AND SPITS ON YOUR FEET. HE MUMBLES SOMETHING LIKE CLUCKING RUDDY ELF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 THROW AXE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU HAVE NO AXE... PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO LOOK AT YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 SERVER PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 YOU ARE STANDING AT A JUNCTION SURROUNDED BY LITTLE DWARVES WITH SHARP KNIVES THE GROUND IS WET AND SMELLY THERE IS A LITTLE BIRD IN A CAGE SINGING NEARBY "Bye Bye Blackbird"........ A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 GO WEST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 XYZZY 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 INVENTORY? Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 > YOU ARE CARRYING A FEW TOO MANY POUNDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 ?HELP My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 *upgrade to SV* 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Oh yeah ... [quoute] XYZZY [/quoute] and 😬 and PS... Can't even be bothered to edit before posting to correct the typos 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 PLUGH 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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