Myles Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. Barman: Why the long-face? 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Man walked into a bar ... he said "ouch" 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 gawd I'm thick sometimes... only just realised the pun within the pun d'oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A skint Pelican orders a double whiskey and gets it put on his bill 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A polar bear asks for a Vodka and Coke, "Why the Big pause" asked the Braman "Well I am a Polar Bear" 😬 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 only just realised the pun within the pun d'oh Which one? 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady in red Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 My go, my go...... A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender says, "what's his name?" "Tiny," the man replys. "Why call him that?," the bartender says. "Because he's my newt." 😬 If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Man walks into the pub with a 12" pianist.... 3 women feint and the blokes get jealous 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 A White Horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The barman said "Hey, I've got as whisky the same name as you *idea*" The horse replied "What, Eric 🤔 *confused*" Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 A plate of Bacon and Eggs walks into a pub. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arms and says, "Pint please, and one for the road If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 A man walks into a pub with a giraffe on a lead. "I'll have a pint of Guinness" says the man "and ten pints for the giraffe". The man then starts to down his pint in one go. The giraffe, seeing this, starts banging down the ten pints like there was no tomorrow. The race is on! The man gets half way down and the Giraffe's only on number four. Then, with an amazing burst of speed, the giraffe just manages to scrape ahead. But on pint number ten the giraffe gets half-way, then falls off the bar stool, and passes out on the floor. The man promptly finishes his pint and starts to leave. "Hey," says the barman "you can't leave that lyin' there!" Says the man: "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe I really should do some work now 😳 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Edited by - Delbert on 16 May 2007 10:01:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Bit of string walks into a bar "Hey barman, do you serve bits of string here?" "Fraid not" Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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