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Barbarella

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There were two pigeons at it last week in my garden 😳

 

Talking of animals though ...

1) I've just fed Reggie the pet hamster some spaghetti, which I'm now worried will expand inside him

2) He's never met a lady hamster and never will now - he seems quite happy ... but it's pretty ☹️ really

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Windy C, You seemed a realtivly balanced person when we met, why feed a hamster pasta??????

 

He's never met a lady and never will now - he seems quite happy

 

If only more of us could say the same we too could be that happy

 

 

 

If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you

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why feed a hamster pasta?????

 

I thought it might be a treat if he liked it ... he didn't have to eat it so greedily though ... oh heck ... he retired to his bed a while ago and has been very quiet since ... gawd - now I don't know if he's tired or expired ... *eek*

 

I'm feeling guilty enough now that if he survives I may consider the hamster outfit ... although the room's not that big and I may still look like the equivalent of Big Foot ...>

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WC *wavey* How is reggie - I am worried too now!!!!!! We had a hamster called princess nibbles. Sadly no longer with us otherwise we could have had hamster blind date 😬 😬

 

If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it 😬

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We demand to know how Reggie is ...

 

I've paced the floor boreds all nite with worry (well and a bit of indegestion)..

 

Is Reggie alive..... did he have a Rennie (Indegestion tablet not female Gerbil)

 

Is WC not posting as she is so distraught or becuase she is finding a suitable shoebox for the brave might.....

 

Info please....... Why have the BBC not got this on ticker tape........ 😬 😬 😬

 

If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you

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For heavens sake, WC, try cooking the blasted pasta before feeding it to the poor animal. Then let it cool to a nice body heat, and serve with a little olive oil maybe some chopped basil and it'll slip down a treat, and you can all cackle like loons as he sucks it up.....

 

Who would feed a poor defenceless hamster DRY pasta for gods sakes? *rolleyes*

 

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Edited by - Unclefester on 16 May 2007 20:43:30

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