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It's Monday again ...

 

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away” Antoine de Saint Exupery

 

Edited by - Slider@7 on 14 May 2007 11:42:43

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This should be a ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ thread ....

 

1) Postman delivers NiP with my reg number on it, apparently *thumbdown* (for legal reasons) *mad*

 

2) Parking ticket for parking my own car outside my own flat coz the se7en was in the garage 😔 If i find the batstrad traffic warden (thieving pompey scum "extra tax" enforcement officer) that tickets every car in a quiet residential street at 8am on a sunday morning, i'll show him where to stick his effing digital camera

🙆🏻

*arrowup*

 

3) Late for work coz i couldn't get the passat started coz of wet electrics half an hour sorting it out with wd40 and testing / cleaning all electrical connectors - get into work filthy and there's no swarfega ☹️

 

Yep - it's Monday *cry*

 

*arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowleft*

 

*arrowright*Pictures here *arrowleft*

 

Edited by - Fletch on 14 May 2007 14:52:53

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Fletch,

 

That is not because its Monday.... Its because Tony , sorry his holiness has decided that we no longer deserve him as our PAtron, President and Patriach.

You will notice that in time all color will fade, no birds will sing and flowers will have no scent.

As he is responsible for them all

 

All things bright and beautiful,

All creatures great and small,

All things wise and wonderful:

The Tony B Liar made them all.

 

Each little flower that opens,

Each little bird that sings,

He made their glowing colors,

He made their tiny wings.

 

Refrain

 

[Most hymnals omit the following verse]

 

The rich man in his Lords,

The poor man at his gate,

He made them, high or lowly,

And repossessed their estate.

 

Refrain

 

The purple headed mountains *eek* *eek*, Well more a hillock but *eek* *eek*

The river running by,

The sunset and the morning

That brightens up the sky.

 

Refrain

 

The cold wind allowance,

The Carboned summer sun,

The ripe fruits in Lord Sainsbury,

He bought them every one.

 

Refrain

 

He gave us eyes to see them,

And lips that we might tell

How great is God Tony BLiar,

Who has made all things well.

 

Refrain

 

 

 

If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you

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I'm playing the "things can only get betterer" card and will beat the nu-layber muppets at their own game! Feck orf Bliar, feck orf Braaaaahn, et all .... *mad*

 

It'll be sunny soon and i'll be out in the se7en *thumbup*

 

Paid the parking ticket and written to the plod asking to see a copy of their "video or photgraphic evidence" in order to assist them with identifying who was driving my vehicle at the time Coulda been me, or my bother or his wife, or a friend, or work colleague... I can't remember what i was doing yesterday, let alone 2 weeks ago! *rolleyes*

 

Thanks for the poem Del ... Cheered i up *thumbup* 😬

 

Off over to the NNAAFFII to grab some luncheon now *smokin*

 

*arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowleft*

 

*arrowright*Pictures here *arrowleft*

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Sorry Paul - didn't realise you did take-away & delivery service 😶‍🌫️

 

Please may i have an egg & cress on brown and a snickers (aka - marathon) and a bag of plain crisps .... Ooooh .... that Mars milkshake looks rather yummyfied too *smile*

 

Eye-fank-yoo *wavey*

 

*arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowleft*

 

*arrowright*Pictures here *arrowleft*

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