Delbert Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Well one little shedder decided to paint the garage on Friday night and so did one of his neighbours. Now one of the pair is maticulous and does everything exactly to the instructions. The other is a lazy F *** wit who works for a company that supplies Garage floor paint. So one of the pair painstakingly bushes the 3 layers on over 2 days and this afternoon was putting in the shelves etc. But the F***wit had a better plan ... no brushes for him .. Oh no that was too much like hard work. He "borrowed another couple of tins from the factory and poured the paint layers on and leveled them with a Squidgy on a long pole. Oh how he looked smug sat on a beer crate baracking his neighbour who spent hours brushing on the paint, Hmmmm ...It looks like rain tonight and all my tools / cars/ Lawn mowers etc are under a cover while the floor pretends to be dry untill you press the top an find its still wet. Now this floor has about 5mm of epoxy paint on , is as smooth as glass without a brush mark and it will never chip etc ... But will it ever dry we wonder If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 If it's epoxy, surely it'll just cure...? I remember mixing some glass-fibre goo while building some RC aircraft as a student - overdid the mix (or volume) and was rather alarmed to find the mix getting hot enough to melt and smoulder the plastic cup I'd mixed it in... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 Yup, if the temp is above 12 degrees it will cure.... Its 14 ambiant at the mo and dropping. so no more curing until the morrow 😔 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Delbert, tell the f***wit to try using a spraygun next time, it takes about 2 minutes to do both sides of a barn door with one. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Aren't epoxy-mixes a sore-point for 'Fester... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 7, 2007 Author Share Posted May 7, 2007 Fesser, The F****wit managed each coat in about the same, hence the thickness. The Edjoit has just been and checked and the Tools etc are having another night on thier camping adventure If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 So it rained for the first time in 10 years last night... The spanners are complaining about being away from thier comfy home and I am sure that the screwdrivers are planning a mass demonstartion ... I found a placard that demands a warm home and a roof!!!! Seriously though.... How do you know the whole floor is dry ....... the bit I painted last is .... but there are thicker bits else where??????? If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Lay down and move over it very carefully using a stick to prod in front of you. But if you do fall through don't panic but get back out onto solid stuff as quickly as possible..... Nice pic of Zena in LF this month by the by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 <> G for Geoff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ROFLMAO @ Delbert, er, I mean the Fcukwit 😬 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Delbert - I've got a 6,000 sq ft warehouse that will need a floor painting. Wanna quote for the job? Got a month to dry it out... :) My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 Db, If you are serious I can look into it for you, it would be a sub contractor that applies it. I believe we have one in Woking However I think I heard the the division has been closed down,product too good for the market price etc etc Have just rolled Tool chests in and trailor and all seems ok......... ZeNA next. Obviously I'm not the Fcukwit who poured it over the floor that is just a pure coincidence etc etcetc 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 If I were you, I'd not be using that Fwit to do any more work - just make him provide his Amex, white suite, blue overalls etc etc. I had a quote for the warehouse that turned my hair white, so if you've got something interesting, we're interested. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 I'll ask around..... If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ta. We could save a small bit for you to do as well if you like... :) My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 Db, Lost your number gis a bell I know somebody who could help etc etc Del If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 What a coincidence that Mr Fwituck has a car called ZeNA too! Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 ZNA is the Leicestershire Reg recognition letters 😳 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Utter bollcocks So is ZeNA stuck fast? 😳 Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 No, finally gave up at 5.00. There were a few patches that had a realy thick skin on So all is back in the garage, just as well as I'm off to Germany in the morning for 3 days If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Have blat-mailed you number gimme a shout when you is back. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 epoxy ................ ummmm that means everything is going to be exactly where you let it......... ......................for ever 1 across) Disturbed Newark floor painter Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Yes, I'm experimenting with epoxy resins as facial moisturiser soon......seats on sale from 20th May from only £15 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 1 across) Disturbed Newark floor painter Is it an anagram? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 There were a few patches that had a realy thick skin on You still referring to the garage floor? Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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