Neil_K Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 .... it's paint as white as snow, No Duratec was installed, Just a lazy old Xflow. Missed gears they happened often, Made poor clammy really cry, She often was heard saying, 'Who taught this guy to drive?' Some friends they came to visit And off they went out blatting, But before too long it was clear to see, That poor Xflow was asthmatic! The clams they thought looked camp, But his good friends let it go, As it really wasn't Clammy's fault, That Wile was so slow! Now Calmmy had much love, Wile had taken her abroad, But still she let out a heavy sigh, When his big @rse climbed aboad. Wile had a little clam, It's paint as white as snow, But with Wile at the steering wheel, She just didnt have the go! 😬 I'm wasted in this job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 9/10 Spelling let you down......g1t 😬 😬 😬 You're a poet and you don't know it Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Hail Neil_k Poet Laureate of the Sheds, Bard of the Curly-Wurly brother(and sister-)hood A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Bailey had a little lamb It's eyes were opened wide It gave a baaaa And then a laugh To feel something so tiny inside *eek* 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady in red Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Wile had a little clam...... All sounds a bit fishy to me 😳 😳 😬 😬 *redface* I have not even had a drink yet !!!! If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Blimey How did the truth get out and all the way over to Hants 🤔 ☹️ 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 And of all the 108 threads mentioning curly wurly's this one made me smile 😬 Alas the clameister has to work and is no longer spraying his salty pearls of wisdom around the shed Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 23, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted December 23, 2008 😬 Neil, you just wasted (I think) Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted December 23, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted December 23, 2008 Watch out Pam Ayres here comes Neil! Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Someone call?? I have a back-up career if the day-job fails. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything poetic to go with 'Richard@Summit' . Pass me the gin and I'll have another go later Where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Thats 'cos I'm just perfect as I am 😶🌫️ Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 'Dicks' RIght, that's all I needed. Check back here later for another masterpiece. Need to find inspiration in the pub first .......... Where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Thats a long 'session' down the pub this afternoon, I hope he didn't get writers block and have to have another beer to try and 'cure it' When he does come back I think we will find out how many words rhyme with "slur", and "fall over" Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 A chap called Richard @ Summit, Was into Caterhams or somefink. It was near Christmas time, He wanted a rhyme, But Neil was busy getting drunk-it! 😬 Where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I used to be a poet, Now I don't rhyme, So well. so long, bye. I was more of a scientist than an Inglish bod, but ain't that 17 syllabubs (or passable equivs)? 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Alas the clameister has to work and is no longer spraying his salty pearls of wisdom around the shed Not any more 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 See wot u missed while you were away ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ I hope none of your pupils had to swalllow the salty pearls of wisdom you sprayed around and that you didn't stick out those pearls on you neck less someone got upset at you Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 😳 😳 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 *arrowup*Pay no attention to him, he's just had a llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Bugger, you mean he got there before my Taffy mates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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