Wile7 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Doctor was surprised Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 It was always grunting... So she tied it to a five bar gate, And kicked it's little.... head in 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ...she also had a bucket....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 with mint sauce and roasties and peas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Lucky cow ☹️ K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 that was Mary, I had pasta for dinner... A Woman's Place is - in HER Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 And now a cautionary tale for those who think cloning is a good idea >>Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly grey, >>It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA. >> >>It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan, >>It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone. >> >>And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more, >>They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door. >> >>It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll, >>There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control. >> >>No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary, >>So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary. >> >>But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary, >>One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary... A Woman's Place is - in HER Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Barbarella, Given the above, are you perchance related to one Little Shirley Temple who has displayed similar talent in this hallowed Shed? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Mary had a little LAmb, The Lamb got clamidia If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 If it wasn't Barbarella, I reckon it might even have been Delbert as it seemed 'she' was extolling his virtues....am I right or am I right? Right as Sarkozy! 😬 ☹️ Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they'd..... ....fall off Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Mary had a little Lamb Her Father shot it dead And now it goes to school with her Between two bits of bread Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziplobb Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 puppies are nice but sheep are just like the real thing ... got a K series now ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 wot? CocaCola? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 must be diet Coke , after all it was only a little lamb 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Edited by - Delbert on 3 May 2007 14:21:08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 ..... She tied it to a pylon 40,000 volts went up its bum and turned its wool to nylon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 3, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted May 3, 2007 ... It’s fleece was white as snow A Frenchman put a match to it And now it’s all aglow. GJT Crossflow 524 still jumping sideways 😳and ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 Mary had a clamshell Seven Its body white as snow A bearded chap called 'Wile Sept' Kicked Mary out to have a go 😬 Mary had a little fit And got upset with the silly g1t, She grabbed his hair and gave a tug, Then bit him on the old ear lug But Wile was a wise old chap And smacked her with a cricket bat He snicked first gear and tore off down the road Leaving Mary lying there next to a little toad The End 😬 Notes: Wile (pronounced Wylee) Sept (French for '7' pronounced 'set') Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 3, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted May 3, 2007 ... it danced in skips and hops. It danced into the road one day and ended up as chops GJT Crossflow 524 still jumping sideways 😳and ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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