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Delbert

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Crap.

 

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

 

 

WATER = crap

 

WINE = HEALTH

 

Conclusion: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.

 

 

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

 

 

 

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I'm just finishing off the winnings from last nights Netball-club quiz...

 

I took home two bottles of wine and a bottle of Grolsch - but no netballers... 😔

 

Bit of a sour-note at the end of the quiz. The bar we were in donated a bottle of Champagne for the final 'nearest' question. The Q was: "How many minutes does it take for the Hubble space-telescope take to orbit the Earth". One chap handed in his answer conspicuously-late. Didn't see (for sure) if he was the winner, but the winner did get the answer exactly right - 97 minutes. Bloody mobile-phone answer, I reckon... 😔 *thumbdown*

 

 

 

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