Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 24, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted March 24, 2007 Just struggling to remember the name. If you look through the unopened bottles Mav, there may be one there to remind you! GJT Crossflow 524 star of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 There is definately none left there Steve, unopened or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 bloody peasants, they used to go for VW badges, now fog lights and while you're moving whatever next!!! OK, OK, I'll get my coat and come back in a mo when I'm less sane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 😬 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 24, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted March 24, 2007 Peasants? which peasants? Mav, ah well better luck next time! GJT Crossflow 524 star of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scared Was The Sheep Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 you know, the poor ones *evil* *evil* 😬 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 The peasants are revolting. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Hang them a little longer K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Shhh-Sir! Or they'll all want one... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Equipe™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 The Czech's in the male. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Thought for today.... WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt mar ried Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. K16OOC - Bailey's MANGO Handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 here but more embracingly http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jack+sh1t (edited because BC does not allow the 'i' so change it to see the page but now it's far too long winded as a gag so just forget it as i bow to the editorial powers of Blatchat) *rolleyes* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Sh1t Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 3 Apr 2007 14:54:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 3, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted April 3, 2007 The notion that Jack sh1t carries the same meaning whether in the negative or positive:- "You know Jack ..." means the same as "You don't know Jack ..." reminds me of the tale of the phoney Pharaoh who is supposed to have said to a journalist "What you mean, I know fug nothing? I tell you I know fug all!" This is of course urban myth GJT Crossflow 524 star of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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