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*arrowup* Call me 'trigger' if you like BUT I only have just twigged about your BC handle (and I had to read your link about the kids name before I got it *eek*).

 

What a sad g1t I am.... *smokin* *cry* *rolleyes* 😬

 

What a stoopid name for a kid 😬 😬 😬 *thumbup*

 

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Mind you, if he ends up hung like a mule I suppose it would be a great name to have when he's older....

 

 

"Hi, whats your name cutie?" asks the buxom blonde lass with legs up to her earholes...

 

"Drew", replies the lad. "Drew Peacock".

 

Silence at the bar for a few seconds.......then:

 

"Wow" replies the blonde, "why do they call you that?" she says with an embarrassed smile....

 

"Well" starts Drew...."It's because my manhood is so long that it droops slightly to one side when stood at attention. My folks wanted to call me 'Tower' as in 'Pisa' but for obvious reasons that name was already taken."

 

The blonde is hooked.....and Drew saw his opportunity (again *rolleyes*)

 

"Want to come back to my place and have a look?" asks Drew. "You only have to stand at the end of the bed and I will lie down, look at you and 'voila' the tower appears in all it's glory complete with what looks like it's lightening conductor strip running all down one side *evil* *evil* *evil*" *eek*

 

"Wow, sounds ace!! 🥰 🥰 🥰" replies an excited blonde.

 

They finish their drinks and off they go.....

 

 

 

😬 *thumbup* Lucky Drew!!

 

Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams

The Bearded Clams

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