Wile7 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Did you know that Mary did not really have a little lamb....she actually had two little girls and a boy and is married to a chartered accountant and happily lives in Redhill? No...neither did I Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Yes Lovely girl that Mary 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 *arrowup*Wile, I regret that this is old news.... ☹️ I think you'll find that Mary's husband ran off with Miguel, his office cleaner, and he is now living in Pago Pago in a beach hut with Miguel. He is currently petitioning the local government for the rights to a Civil Partnership. Mary has taken up a relationship with the sales manager at the local "Briggs and Stratton" lawnmower dealer, whilst her oldest daughter Kim has joined "The Sun" as "Cultural Development Consultant" with a special brief to work in Catford. Mary's husband has not paid a penny in maintenance; the family home is to be repossessed following mortgage arrears. Kylie, the younger daughter is in Sixth Form, studying for her CCSEs. She was a bit 'slow' at school and needed the extra two years to get her "Art" and "Home Economics" qualifications. Thomas, the 14 year old son, is in rehab following his life-long addiction to two-fingered Kit-Kat bars. I'm afraid that Mary would rather have had a lamb.... ☹️ Edited to remove old Nose word "Martgage" K16 00C - The MANGO Handbag Edited by - Ash Bailey on 28 Jan 2007 09:50:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Just re-read that! I was being creative at work! K16 00C - The MANGO Handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 I was stunned hence I did not reply 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I was enyoying the yarn until I got to the word "martgage" Is this Kentish talk Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 You get a martgage easily if you have passed all of your CCSE's at skool That Ash Bailey is a real Kent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I AM REALLY FROM KENT TOO! I was repatriated to the Forest of Dean for bothering sheep on Romney Marsh ☹️ K16 00C - The MANGO Handbag If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 and of course our cars are fron Kent (unless that are really old) Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Kent. Isn't that what posh people call a fanny? My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 *arrowup*No, that's an 🙆🏻 in american. You mean vagina I think Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Is that like golden vagina, the best smoke for your pipe. Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 Eggsactly Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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