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Its very quiet Psudonym wise


Delbert

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It is rather entertaining that "members" upstairs are talking of Cold Turkey and Rehab etc at the same time as the Psudes Die 😬

 

Could Tight Fart be a Psude for a psued *confused*

 

 

 

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Wonky, a soulmate at last? Oh dear god how I need to tell someone my story!

 

It was like this. It all started when Ashhhhhhhhh bought me. I was sitting their with the other bags at Miss Selfridge when HE came by.

 

He picked me up, fondled me knowingly, bought me, and took me back to the farm, I suppose you call it.

 

Next I knew, we were opening a gate, then I was flapping from his wrist as he bounded in slow motion across this big grassy field and then I saw them! They were all wooly and jumping around trying to get away but Ash was so fas-ulp...hmmmmmmm..mmmmmm...mmmmmmmmecchhhhmmmmmmm *mad* *mad* *eek*-

 

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That was horrible! He stuffed his undies in me, just as I was about to get to the horrible bit which I don't want to think about 😳 AND now I realise it wasn't dear Wonky at all, but some cruel jokester called W@nkyCustard, a horrible perverted monkeyslapper! 😳 Why is life so unfair? ☹️

 

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