Wile7 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I have never seen an uglier woman parading as a top model.....has the world gone mad? She looks like she has been chasing parked cars all her life - what a horrible boat race Am I alone with my thoughts here? Edited to add a couple of horrific photos here, here and here *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 6 Jan 2007 21:31:42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I'd never noticed the face, still haven't 😬 Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 That's Mr Ardley off MY Christmas list then! Why did Elizabeth Arden? because Max Factor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Yep!! ..she's more like Mars attacks!! 😳 😬...who's the shed pin up though 🤔 Saw it wanted it 😬 was growing old got it! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Well Anita has had more than her fair share of pricks in her if thats what you mean 😳 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 that would make Anita the shed bike Delbert 😳...or maybe that should read Anita and Delbert behind the bike shed Saw it wanted it 😬 was growing old got it! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Can I start a all men with beards look silly campaign ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 National Booo Beards Week was an institution in the Bull in Stanford Dingley in the 80's Beard walks in ..... Boooooo Beard orders a ginger beer ..... Boooooo Beard orders some food...... Boooooooo Even the Landlord launched an independant Beard tax of 5p per pint..... Whilst local owning Beard owners accepted this as a bit of Feburary daft, some passers by were definatley confused by the torrent of Boos on a Saturday / Sunday Lunch time.. Shall I propse that every time a known Beard posts that a Booo is posted next 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 7, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted January 7, 2007 Beards are great! As for Kate Moss, antway, I heard that she looks something like UncleFester... 😳 😬 GJT Crossflow 524 star of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 BOOOOOOOOOO 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Dave? HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS about the gorgeous Kate? OK her nose may have suffered a bit, 😳 but she's done well for one so young and fragrant, who never even wanted to be a model in't first place........ She was "cherry picked" at the age of 9 by the boss and chief talent scout of a London based agency. Poor girl is far too short to be a fashion model anyway, only 5' 6" so the fact she's now worth over £30,000,000 says SOMETHING for her looks, shurley? Anyroadup, for a definitive comparison of our looks, check here Fester on wedding nite here The Gorgeous One here Michelle Mouton here MM at Pikes Peak here MMmoody here One for Tyrone here Boooooooo! here Fester makes Vogue cover!!! Dunno about you Wile me old buddy, but I'd rather wake up with Kate's smiling boat in sight than mine ,anyday! *eek* Yr old Unc, Fester. Yip yip yibble! Kalllisti! *eek* Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬here *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 7 Jan 2007 15:41:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 7, 2007 Area Representative Share Posted January 7, 2007 Delbert's beard Kate's fine, as long as she doesn't [b[say anything. GJT Crossflow 524 star of the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Delbert's beard A phrase that is as unused as "Delberts second wife" or " Anna Rechsick Delbert" 😬 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Sounds like U need a lick of my lolly, mister Delbert! Singalong with Shirley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Beards are super-coooooooooooool _____________________________ Sssssscottish SssssuperSssssnot! Scotland - North Of The Smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Scot! Waiting for my Christmas LiSt Delivery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 But this one I will keep open though because she really is PIG ugly that Moss girl *thumbdown* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Don't let UF hear you say that! Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Ssssshhhhhhhh....I know Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Pardon? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 He said ... BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 She has just been on TV again....and even my eldest daughter said "why are all those men taking photos of that ugly woman papa?" 😬 😬 😬 She looks like she has been chasing parked cars all her life (or beaten at birth with an ugly stick), she has no breasticles, her nostrils are all flared and red from previous substance abuse and her teeth look like Austin Powers....... SO WHY ALL THE BLOODY HYPE????? *mad* *mad* Go away ugly woman. I am trying to eat my breakfast *mad* *mad* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Beauty in the eye of the beholder is a phrase that remedies this situation. See to me the tiny Chesticles ara major plus point Ho Hum (inmemoriumm) If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I agree Wile7 She never looks happy does she 🤔 Probably because she spends so much time looking in mirrors Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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