Mike Oxbiggar Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you £1000 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said "no" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for £2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said,"The bastrad used coins." Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and then getting screwed! K16 00C - The MANGO Handbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 completely off topic well maybe only a bit. There is an urban legend in Norwich that one rep for a certain drainage company went into a certain Jewsons branch who had a drop dead gorgeous receptionist and bet her a fiver he couldn't fondle her chesticles... Best Fiver he ever spent apparently When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 Both Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Sexists......... I bet you tell black, jewish, moslem, gay, lesbian jokes here too.... *mad* *mad* *mad* *mad* ☹️ Life's got so many ups and downs, but I like mine in bed most! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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