Ivana Vank Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 ........... make me fart? 🤔 And there's no mince in them - it's all fruity stuff? 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Mmmmmm, all this festive food *thumbup* Do you like stuffing Jenny 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 I love a good stuffing..... But my Wayne's away So I'm having to amuse myself 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Do you use a turkey baster 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 No, I got something from an Ann Summers party.... *thumbup* it gets through batteries like mad, and they don't sell mains ones ☹️ But don't tell Wayne when he gets out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 You could try it with an oddessy battery, they last a long time and are re-chargeable Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Strongy - you're filthy you are.... I was asking about mince pies and you've got me talking about my sex life.... Do they have Blatchat in prison, cos if Wayne sees this I'll get a right bollocking! I'm doing back to bed now anyway....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Jump leads on the nipples does the trick I'd love a good bird for xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Put the jump lead around your neck and pull REALLY tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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