Don Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Apparently in the last 50 years women have increased their waist size by 6" (by comparable dress sizes) - largely due to excessive alcohol comsumption...  Thought I'd share that with you ... I've just had two bags of crisps and a Snickers to console myself... 😬  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Blimey.....you women really are letting yourselves go 😬 😬 We men are really being hard done by these days   Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Dannyboy  TONIGHT is beer & curry night - See Tam's London Meeting thread in the big house upstairs 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here  *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 No..tonight is tennis and beer night Fletch...I've checked the diary and it says so there 😳 Thursday is..possibly bond and beer night Friday is Beer and curry night with the caravanner  It's all written down Nothing about londinium  Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 DB - did I hear a rumour of you maybe going to Goodwood next weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I will probably come for a run up there in the morning Boonie...... Have a league tennis match at 12:30 so would need to head back about 11:30 😳 Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Excellent - we meet at last. I'll be the one screaming in Fen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Cool...I'll dig out my fen phrasebook for GTD 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I just need to know the Fen for "Stop, Stop, ARRRRGHHHH, WE"RE GOING TO CRASH" please? Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Tha be going it bit faaast boi. Ye moight wanna brake now. Never moind tha'll polish out - I'll get moi tractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's Traaeeeeerrrr! Oi luk forwerd tu c'in yew there moi booty Boonie.. Oi'll bring sam t-cut aloooong boy, we'll sort oot that moinerr blemish...Don't worry GTD me booty, it'll be foine! Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You can have a lovely conversation about things like, oh I don't know, turnips, or something else you have in common! Carrots maybe. Â Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Yar not from round these ere parts arr yer? Stick to the paths. We can also debate whether March or Wisbech is the capital of the Fens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Boonie..this dar not be no debate moi friend (brother/ sister/cussine 😬 😬) See here Oi note Maaaaarch don't be on this 'ere Maaap! Wiz is, and always be our capitaaaal 😬 😬 Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 😬 Tha so them thar foreigners from Peteboro and Caambridge no ta avoid the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 We don't loike dem big townies in thar fens  Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006  Are you quoting Chaucer ?? I start a serious and thought-provoking thread and it degenerates into ........well..... noise ...  Shooo ... get out!! Start your own thread  😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 As I understand it, the waist is only one part of the female anatomy which has increased...  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Well my daughter's feet are a size bigger than mine already, and she's only 11 ... *eek* Edited to clarify her age is 11 NOT her shoe size ... double, double  Edited by - WindyCat on 30 Nov 2006 18:01:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 We've hi-jacked this thread in the name of THE FENS!! ooooaaaarrrr missus!! We baint see no women in those paaaarts for many a year! Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 The Fens? ... sure that's a swamp isn't it!? No wonder it sounds like you're gargling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Yes..you are correct.....however a few of us have escaped into mainstream society...ie civilisation..ie the south 😬 😬 😬 As for larger ladies windy...I note from spying a lady at the awards...that you are not a larger lady.... Therefore can we conclude that your statement is in fact untrue and based on hearsay not fact 😬 Dannyboy  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006  Rumbled!! 😳  Although you weren't exactly subtle about your spying .... the long mac and fake handlebar moustache was an instant give away!!  I was more intrigued by the suggestion that excessive alcohol consumption was to blame...     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I was more intrigued by the suggestion that excessive alcohol consumption was to blame Tour rules apply and must be enforced if not just to protect the innocent 😳 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 fake handlebar moustache ...and a plumbers van? - that'd be Davis! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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