GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Mrs GTD has handed in her notice as a woman of leisure and is heading back to wage slavedom! Anyone know a good cleaner? Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 What, is Mrs GTD becoming a cleaner ??? Oh I see, I'd misread it Wodja going to be Mrs D ? Firewoman, North Sea diver, fighter plane test pilot, MI6 agent, Mother Christmas in Selfridges ??? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Sniper? Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Would this position involve a Free lurve and drugs establishment or a certain place we like to dress up and visit every year??????? When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Neither of those - though of course I am sure that she'll be going to work in 1950's Christian Dior! And if you can get your lurve for free, just carry on! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Maybe Mrs GTD is going to get involved in Parliment, after all Blair is going and another woman would be fine 😬 😬 ANGIE - you get my vote anyway 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 *eek* Well I guess the immediate removal of all taxes on shoes and handbags would be good for some! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 But I have heard that the Carbon tax she operates is rather excessive to say the least *eek* When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 and a reduction on Duck food would be good too 😬 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Pit the ducks on each other 6 3 minute rounds, decided on the death of the 1st duck Round 1, ding ding Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Picture the scene. Mrs GTD is elected PM..... As she sits in her orafice contemplating the enormity of the task ahead she has a slight waver then girds her loins for the task ahead.... Right (she thinks) Lets make some simple changes first 1) the Strangers bar is to be renamed "The Verve Cliqueo" 2) Black Rod will wear Taupe its so now and suits his eyes better 3)Now to issues of State, All Ermine is banned........ 4) All unemployed women to be employed as State Ironers and Char ladies as she does not like the thought of her campaign manager having to suffer the indignity of doing it himself 5) House of Lords will be abolished and the space vacated used for an indoor Clay Shoot 6) Ahhhh, The Carbon Tax..... All purchses of Carbon Fibre are to have a Diamonud surcharge.... When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Edited by - Delbert on 7 Nov 2006 12:34:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'm looking forward to a gin soaked future - the Dennis Thatcher of the Lotus 7 Club! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I reckon you are more like the Queen mum 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Off with his head! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Hmmm, yes one of the Queens from Alice 😬 that's even more like you Alice ? Alice who the frenchConnectionUk is Alice Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Maybe Angie's new job is being Queen? She'll look better on the stamps First Class Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 and we'd get to lick her Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 *eek* Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 And she could jangle in my Jeans pocket also.......... Why is that line marked TOO FAR behind me 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Imagine all those pubs named after her too - mind you The Queen Angie doesn't sound quite right! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Wasn't Angie the landlady of the Queen Vic on East Enders ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Hmmm - another career choice - Soap Star? Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 It's a cleam job Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 Maybe she could run spelling classes? Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Gorf You need a bigger dictionary, one that contains ALL of the naughty words. I think Mrs GTD would look cgood in a cleam Hubba hubba Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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