Barbarella Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 From Sloopy Frickenhump The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.. So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pan ts h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 sneezy dippindoodle here to say good morning 😬 Viv Ooopsy i best edit my name, Used the wrong surname 😳 Edited by - Mrs Mav on 27 Oct 2006 09:04:54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dorfus Farkletush returns your salutation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Sneezy Farkleface here atlast 😳 Viv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 sloopy chickendoodle here....good morning all 😬 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Farcus Dippinlips at your service! K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Sloopy Dippintush 😳 😳 😳 😬 😬 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Sleezy Snickledoodle Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dorfus Chickendoodle Prefer Doodle DorfusChicken or Chicken DoodleDorfus Maybe I'll just stay Norman Sh1tface Verona Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Ahh...I see you're going up in the world Norman 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Oi I'm the real Farcus Dippinlips *mad* K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Crusty Chickentush 😳 😳 😬 Saw it wanted it 😬 threw a fit got it! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Crusty Farkledoodle at your service S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 *arrowup*Somehow, that suits you Alex........... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I prefer his real surname 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dear God! We just played this game and it took GTD a while to work out why we both had Farkle-Humperdinck as a surname...... Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 you were the one who married him Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Only because you didn't ask... Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I would've had I know you at the right time Is it too late now Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Goober Pottysquirt....FFS SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcus Frickenhump Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 This thread is silly ... There's nothing daft about my name 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Snooty Chickenbutt 😬 Ssssssssssscottish SssssssssuperSssssssssnot! 😬 😬 😬 Scotland - North Of The Smoke AO 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Sneezy Gizzardnose......... So what's new then 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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