Ash.Bailey Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 what was the name of the skinny bord who was the skinny bord in Rainbow 🤔 If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Her name was Jane. As you can see Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... " George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?" Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up" We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it. Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in" Geoffrey: "You managed it last night" Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in" Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George" George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing" Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?" Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?" George: "Yesterday we played with our balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?" Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well." Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger? Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it." Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument." Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here." George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?" Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft." Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger." Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?" George: "Let's sing that plucking song." Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas." Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter. Rod: "We could hear you all banging away." Roger: "Banging can be fun." Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger." Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument." Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on everybody get your instruments out." Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?" Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?" Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers." Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is." Zippy: "I've got a big red one." George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it." Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song." Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today." "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day." Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget .... to get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye." When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 LM 🙆🏻O! K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ash YHM (or at least you will have once Norton has finished sending it) Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Your Norton is slower than a very slow thing. K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Now its been return undelivered. Apparently your mailbox is full of gay porn *confused* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Nope! You've got my mail addresses, twat-face Type them in properly, you feckin retard. *wink* The gay porn Wonky tried to send me got intercepted by my spam filter! 😬 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 For you on my address book there's Gayboy@Cinderford.com or Sheepshagger@roadside.co.uk which one? I'm on Strongy@narrow-minded.com Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I've always mailed you at:- Strongy@tuggingmytool.com K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Thank god for that, thats not my email address. You can stick yer gay porn up yer 🙆🏻 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 😬 😬 😬 Brillyant! K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Feck me Delbert, don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever tell me that I waste my time on BC again *eek* 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Willy You should get back to buying a 20th car for under £10k honest guv, I'm a poor teacher and the insurance on a whole fleet of 10mpg cars is really quite cheap when you don't have a job and can get French dole money instead Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Wileey , the best bit is I get paid to be here 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 *arrowup*Me too!!!! Paul, since I sold my vodaphone shares (and Cunard some years ago and Dyson and HKSB as it was) I do OK fank you *tongue* I am a bit disappointed with my Apple stock of late though...Granny Smiths are down *eek* Teaching can pay well in the right schools y'know 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 So *arrowup* I'm puzzled. Given the long, written script of the "Rainbow" PC awareness show, and Strongy's subsequent link to the exact same episode, what are we to assume? Did Del find an online verbatim written account, or HAS HIS SPELLING MYSTERIOUSLY IMPROVED? *eek* I'm almost convinced this "creative spelling" Delbert is actually a cover.....and he uses it to disguise his multiple other pseudo identities who all have more "normal" spelling. Am I right? SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 30 Oct 2006 09:17:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Fesser, Close but no Cigar.... Of coarse it was a cut and Paste, does any body really have the time to waste in such a fashion... Ahhh yes the Python Sketch...... That was a cut, paste and edit.... As for my spelling its like a split personality thing, mainly depending what keyboard I am using, well that was the initial excuse As for the accusation that I waste band width on Psuedo personalities I resemble that remark 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 here errr yep 😬 you lot do 😬 here is C7 TOP South Wales AO Edited by - Dave Jackson on 30 Oct 2006 11:17:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snitcher Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 It's wonkies Alter ego 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Didnt know wonky had an altered ego 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 That's not his ego Lynne 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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