Wile7 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Following on from the very important thread outlining choice of cereal for breakfast, I replied with a problem I experience involving weetabix and milk (see below). Weetabix...But I am sure that if someone invented an adhesive that matched the sticking power of the weetabix/milk residue at the bottom of a cereal bowl after eating (and leaving unwashed for an hour or so), he or she would be very wealthy indeed - It's a real bu&&er to remove!! I also have failed to understand how the little paper label on a bar of 'imperial leather' soap stays put until the last bit of soap( underneath the label) is used *confused* *confused*How the hell does the glue stay working and the 'paper' not deteriorate after many soakings? Why can they not develop a glue and/or paper like that for real world use 🤔 Any other gems of intrigue out there??? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Edited by - wile7 on 25 Oct 2006 07:19:37 Edited by - wile7 on 25 Oct 2006 07:20:13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I have no answer but just another question.... ...how does the person who drive the snowplough get to work in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 hes drives the snow plough home silly where do they store all the poo on the space shuttle ? If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Pooh will always stay near the honey jar 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 The adhesive in question is an organic Polyner derived from Insects. The gunge created when they are squashed is on of the most adherant natural product known to man. I've still got flies on ZeNA from Siwzzeringland '05 😳 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Nope - the most adhesive thing known to man is dried cat p**h on the ar5e of a long haired cat Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Wish someone had hidden the shower hose & Silvikrin... ☹️ Mrs GTD - Lady of Leisure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 "The adhesive in question is an organic Polyner derived from Insects" Your test question is what is beetle glue now known as ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ringos snot 😳 or is a joke about The Mills McCartney woman and personal hygene 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Why is monkey poo more slippery than other sorts? Only dead fish go with the flow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 What's the smelliest thing on earth? 🤔 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 *thumbup*Bridgewater Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 An anchovy's c*nt? Personally (and from some experience fishing) I think it's probably heron poo! ☹️ K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 *arrowup* 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 *eek* *eek*My sister lived there until recently - wot you saying *mad* *arrowup*No silly, a c#nt smells like a yard of tripe that's been left in the sun for a few hours. Doh!! Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Nice image, thanks Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Aim to please PS It's not an image, it's a smell *eek* 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Bloody hell! A cnut a yard long. Need a big prick for that. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Ahhh GREAT PAN! These SHEDS are reeking with your Goatly perfume!!!! Praise be!!!!!!! Keep Alert!!! You never know when it might come in handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 31, 2006 Author Share Posted October 31, 2006 Er.......... *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* *confused* Deep Pan cheesy crust 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Every time I open up the top of a new cereal box for breakfast the flaming thing always tears in the wrong place so you can not use the little 'flap' thing to seal the box afterwards.... *mad* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Use the blunt end of a spoon and slide it gently side to side - You need a delicate touch .... Ahhhh - i see the problem 😳 Wiley doesn't "do" delicate *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Wile, Turn the box up the other way. Open the top and not the bottom! (He can't see properly because the beard gets in the way.) K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Why do we eat sweetcorn FFS 🤔 Might as well just tip it down the bog and cut-out the middleman........... 😳 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Now you know why. It keeps those poor unfortunate Jolly Green Giants in work 😬 Sheds AO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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