r c ole Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Can anyone explain why if her indoors has gone out for the evening with her mates. And you settle down to watch a reasonable thriller on the devils box[ you can see where this is going] she arrives back in with her friends just as the only 30sec bit of erotica in the whole 3hr film is on. And lambasts you with " Can't leave you alone for a few hrs but your watching FILTH on that box again." It's getting so I can't watch anything and just have to sit and read "The Times" of an evening. DISCUSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Caught ❗ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Freind of mine got caught big time a while back. Mrs was recording Pride and Prejudice or sommit. Home from pub he notes she is in bed and he has a quick scan of the Porn channels all of which is documented. It went something like " Oh Mr Darcey Why I shouldn't ...... Take it like that OOOOHHHH OOOHHHHH, you like it hard babay..... ring 08909696968 to cum on the phone.... Meanwhile Mr Darcey is having a stroll in the grounds with Emma who........ When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 "she arrives back in with her friends just as the only 30sec bit of erotica in the whole 3hr film is on." So both of your hands were busy so you couldn;t operate the remote control - now that is boasting Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Just imagine that, Settling down to Baywatch, get to the best bits when your wife and her friends walk in 😳 😳 😬 😬 😬 Get out of that Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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