Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 A locked thread could create so much intrest When I locked it it had 5 views its up to 155 already,now I know how to get a point acrosss When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 You are a bad man, Delbert K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 this one generated 10 in under a minute...... Must be lurkers 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Now 166 I've created a monster 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 It appears to be growing hairs, horns and has started growling Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Its not dead its only sleeping 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 it's pining for the fjords Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 There! It made a sound..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 you hit the cage When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 A shedder enters ChitChat. Mr. Delbert: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Delbert: 'Ello, Miss? Barry: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Delbert: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Barry: We're closin' for lunch. Mr. Delbert: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this thread what I started not half an hour ago from this very forum. Barry: Oh yes, the, uh, the Leeds Teaching assistant...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Delbert: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's locked, that's what's wrong with it! Barry: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Band width is expensive and the SQL is resting also Mr. Delbert: Look, matey, I know a locked thread when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Barry: No no he's not locked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable thread, the Leeds Teaching assistant, idn'it, ay? Beautiful wordmanship! Mr. Delbert: The bandwith don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Barry: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Delbert: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the thread) 'Ello, Mister thread! I've got a lovely fresh post for you if you show... (Barry hits the lap top) Barry: There, he moved! Mr. Delbert: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the laptop! Barry: I never!! Mr. Delbert: Yes, you did! Barry: I never, never did anything... Mr. Delbert: (yelling and hitting the laptop repeatedly) 'ELLO Mustahfa!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes thread out of the forum and thumps its head on the moderator. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Delbert: Now that's what I call a dead thread. Barry: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Delbert: STUNNED?!? Barry: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Delberts spellin often stun posters . Mr. Delbert: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That thread is definitely deceased, and when I posted it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged Friday arguement. Barry: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the Westerfields. Mr. Delbert: PININ' for the Westerfields!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Barry: The thread prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable thread, id'nit, squire? Lovely spellin! Mr. Delbert: Look, I took the liberty of examining that thread when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been STICKYED there. (pause) Barry: Well, o'course it was STICKEYED there! If I hadn't stickied that thread down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Delbert: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this thread wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Barry: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This thread is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't stickyied 'im to the top 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!! (pause) Barry: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of original threads. But we got a few that repeat those that have allready been posted Mr. Delbert: I see. I see, I get the picture. Barry: I got a WHinning Sh1te and a Force Ale. (pause) Mr. Delbert: Pray, does either allow posts? Barry: Nnnnot really. Mr. Delbert: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? Barry: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet) Mr. Delbert: Well. (pause) Barry: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Mr. Delbert: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure. With apologies if I got it wrong etc etc When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Edited by - Delbert on 19 Oct 2006 22:44:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 1027 now........ I'll have to do this more often 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 😬 😬 And people tell me that I have time on my hands *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 me thinks Mr. Delbert needs a holiday 😬 😬 Lynne(HM). Chief Cock and Bottle Washer @ The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 He's just bloody well had one! Remember dear.... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 😬 That made getting into work early a rare pleasure! Heading back to Blighty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 1075, a thread of mine has never been so popular for those that missed it here Lets get 1500 views shall we 😬 and that will proove Willies theory about the Lurker to poster ratio 😬 😬 When I get the mean reds the only thing to do is jump in the 7 ( with applebogies to Audrey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Could have been worse.... Could have said "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now, has anyone got a fag?!" K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivana Vank Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 Scratches head... Attends clinic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 *arrowup*Slag - you sound like ou need the clinic........... K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Jenny's got the best set of tonsils I've ever come across 😬 😬 K16 00C - Bailey's MANGO Handbag (No bloody dots!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 😳 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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