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wonkys last will and testiment


Ash.Bailey

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wonkys go man flu so I'm preparing for the worst.

 

I leave all my porn to Paul *thumbup*

I leave all my pictures of cycle wing svens to Wilie

I leave all my love to Normans wife

I leave all my underwear to Tam

I leave all my dodgy iraqi coins to stinky dave

I leave all my popcorn to norman

I leave my comphy chair to Bailey (no dots)

I leave my have consumed collection of carlsberg export to strongy

I leave my book of bedtime poems to delbert

 

have I missed anything

 

have we had a derath in the sheds before ?

 

what do elepahnts normally do 🤔

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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'morning

 

[sniff]

 

[groan]

 

[sneeze]

 

thinmgs ahve taken a turn for the worst and the manflu is reducing vital functions. I went to A&E last nite . I'm not saying my home town is rough but it looked like a bomb had gone off in Aldi 😬

 

I paid the nurse £50 and she rubbed some ointment in my chest .

 

wonky's being strong and hanging in there ........

 

G'morning Lynne *tongue* *wink* *wink* *wink* xxxxx, greetings Tam .......are you wearing my silk boxers *tongue* 🤔

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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slobber

 

slobber

 

slobber

 

there is only one thing better than you in yellow Y fronts Tam (xxxx) ........ thats Lynne in grey Y fronts *tongue*

 

you sure they are yellow and they havent just got stains on them *confused*

 

[sniff]

 

[sneeze]

 

 

 

If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly................ 😬

 

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